In Bagels, Dirty Limericks, and Martinis: The Badass Guide to Writing Your First Book, you’ll get the down-and-dirty on hammering out your book, whether it’s fiction, non-fiction, or a weird alien hybrid. There’s some bad language in it so please don’t show this to our moms.
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CHAPTER 1: Introduction
CHAPTER 2: Idea, Audience, and Motivation: The Absolute Minimum Requirements for Writing a Book
CHAPTER 3: The IRONCLAD RULES of Writing, and Why Most of Them Are Crap
CHAPTER 4: 2 Amazing Tools Every Writer Should Have (And More You Don't Really Need)
CHAPTER 5: 5 Great Books on Writing
CHAPTER 6: 5 Minutes to Your First Book Outline
CHAPTER 7: You Got the Guts (and Maybe the Skeleton), Now Flesh It Out
CHAPTER 8: Plotters and Pantsers: Make Your Fiction Writing Style Work For You
CHAPTER 9: How to Write for Online Readers
CHAPTER 10: Why Your First Draft Is Allowed to Suck Hard
CHAPTER 11: The Secret of Finishing Every Book: Butt-in-Chair Time
CHAPTER 12: EXACTLY How We Wrote This Book (In 10 Easy Steps, With Bagels, Dirty Limericks, and Martinis)
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