An Unexpected Parody: The Unauthorized Spoof of The Hobbit revisits the film with mayhem, mirth, and magic missiles—or at least, crumpled newspaper missiles. Torn Teepeeshield, the Hot Prince of the Dwarves, puts aside his developing stardom in dwarf cabaret to quest to the Lame Old Mountain... read more
Prologue the First: Fandom Rising
Prologue the Second: Bumble and Fumble Tell All
Prologue the Third (Really? Third? Honestly?): Gonedaft the Grizzled
Prologue the Second, Part Two: More Bumble, More Fumble
Welcome to Halflingtonfordshire
Flabbergast the Brown Streak Dooms the World
Welcome to Elfland, Happiest Place on Earth
Tossing High, Sinking Low
Knock-Knock Jokes in the Dark
Out of the Frying Pan, Onto the Supper Plate
Did You Think It Was Over?
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