All Chris really wants is to be a normal kid – to hang out with his friends, avoid his parents, and get a date with Rebecca Schwartz. Unfortunately, Chris appears to be turning into a vampire. So while his hometown performs an ancient ritual that keeps Tch’muchgar, the Vampire Lord, locked in... read more
Chris is your typical guy: annoyed with his parents, irritated by his friends, ignorec by girls...and rapidly turning into a vampire.
“Chris, that's not chicken.”Chet the Celectial Being
“SWM seeking SWF, nonsmoker who enjoys flailing in pig poop, puking, and honking on bagpipes. Women who do not know 'My Lassie Yaks in Bonny Mull' Need not apply.”Chris
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