It’s 86’, the era of Pop Rocks, Jelly shoes and big hair bands. Rachael O'Brien's freshman plan seems simple: Attend a southern college, five-hundred miles from her hometown of Canton, Ohio, earn an art history degree, party and lose her virginity—hopefully, not in that order. “Becoming a... read more
Rachael O'Brien is a freshman in college. She wants to study art history, and she wants to lose her virginity. She becomes friends with the girls in her dorm, and they have many adventures together when they follow their leader, Katie Lee Brown, who is also Rachael's roommate. Rachael's... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
Rachael O'Brien is a freshman in college. She wants to study art history, and she wants to lose her virginity. She becomes friends with the girls in her dorm, and they have many adventures together when they follow their leader, Katie Lee Brown, who is also Rachael's roommate. Rachael's photographic memory and knowledge of art help her uncover a counterfeit art ring. Meanwhile, her parents are having difficulties. Her mother has left her father to live on a psychic commune, and her father is dating. She's the one who wants to be dating, and she has her sites set on a handsome young man who has a stalker.
Chapter 1: Brogan Hall
Chapter 2: Twenty-One-Year-Old Freshman
Chapter 3: Blood, Drugs, and Forgery
Chapter 4: Holiday Inn
Chapter 5: Welcome to the Bern
Chapter 6: Deer Steaks and Bathtub Dew, Who Knew?
Chapter 7: Shag, Not a Carpet
Chapter 8: Agitators
Chapter 9: Divinity Needed
Chapter 10: Don't Mess with Mama
Chapter 11: Dirty Green
Chapter 12: Scouts' Honor
Chapter 13: Beefcakes and Suitcases
Chapter 14: Does Anyone Know a Good Therapist?
Chapter 15: Everyone Accounted For?
Chapter 16: Planetary Disturbances
Chapter 17: Ought O
Chapter 18: One More for the Road?
Chapter 19: Someone Please Tell Me What Happened
Chapter 20: One Bad Clam
Chapter 21: Clearing Cobwebs
Chapter 22: Taboo Turkey
Chapter 23: 'Tis the Season
Chapter 24: Sub-Zero Idling
Chapter 25: What the Tarnation?
Chapter 26: Better Than a Bundt Cake
Chapter 27: The Southern Storm
Chapter 28: That's Not a Speed Bump
Chapter 29: Romance, Flowers, and Fraud
Chapter 30: The Big Easy
Chapter 31: Busted
Chapter 32: Things Better Left Behind
Chapter 33: Hurricane Cocktails and Crawfish Kisses
Chapter 34: Beware of Men Wearing Green Tights
Chapter 35: Fake in the Grass
Chapter 36: Encounters and Confessions
Chapter 37: Missing Masterpiece
Chapter 38: East Eggs, Jelly Beans and the Bern
Chapter 39: Hidden Treasure
Chapter 40: Buggered
Chapter 41: Deranged Marshmallow Peep
Chapter 42: Run Like You Stole Something
Chapter 43: How the Cow Ate the Cabbage
Chapter 44: Whipping Frayed Rope
Chapter 45: Bunny Boiler Goes Berserk
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