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Illiterate Sophism is a collection of short, speculative fiction and free form poetry. Six word stories, pirate girls, Evil Santa, the most awesomest man in the world, taco stands, a goat, the end of the world, the great Jesus heist... Everything you didn't know you'd love is... read more
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Summary edit
From one story: During his routine dental check-up , a young man embarks on a journey to befriend the most awesomenst man in the world.
In another: The search for the most feared toy of all explodes into a war that the neighborhood will never forget. Assuming they cared in the first...
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Characters/People edit
- September Ducksworth: A young woman whose imagination knows no bounds. Her skeleton crew are pretty simple, though.
- The Most Awesomest Guy in the World: He doesn't say a word... because he doesn't have to.
Quotes edit
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““Raging against the machine sounds good,” she tells new friends, “but doesn’t mean a whole lot when you’re just waiting in line at McDonald’s.””
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“My name is September, and today I'm a pirate: Captain of Damned Imaginations.”
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“Television can kill. More at eleven.”
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““God,” she sighs. “They all look so happy. I hope we won’t have to bury them.””
Eve
First Sentence edit
It used to be a church.
Table of Contents edit
CHURCH
OPERATION: DECEPTI FREEDOM
AN ORIGIN OF CAPTAIN DUCKSWORTH
DONNER'S MISSING SECRET
GARY THE DON'T WALK GUY
THE MOST AWESOMEST GUY, EVER
A POEM OF THANKS GIVEN
A DREAM
HOW TO SOLVE CRIMES IN VICTORIAN ENGLAND
LIVE FREE OR VOTE OR DIE
TWO PAGES OF SIX WORD STORIES
I DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE
PORTRAITS
THE HEIST
HALLOWEEN STALKER
SEPTEMBER'S CHRISTMAS
CONVERSATION IN HELL
YOU AND ME AND THE END OF THE WORLD
SEPTEMBER DUCKSWORTH
FINAL THOUGHTS
Glossary edit
- skelingtons: Not much different from a skeleton, but way scarier.
Subjects edit
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