Paris Brats (2012) (edit title/settings)

Gwen Ellery edited the series & lists of Paris Brats Wednesday, April 17, 2013.

Gwen Ellery edited the series & lists of Paris Brats Wednesday, April 17, 2013.

• Edited this book in the series: Paris BratsPrats Series book 1 (standard series)

Gwen Ellery edited the characters of Paris Brats Wednesday, April 17, 2013.

• Edited the description of Brooke Sharp: (28)(26) – Smart, secretive and strategic, Brooke is an eternal graduate student and a Londoner stranded in Paris. She has a hard time believing she’s related to her zany half sister Fern. Motto: “Reason has its reasons of which my heart knows naught.”

Gwen Ellery edited the description of Paris Brats Wednesday, April 17, 2013.

• Introducing the PARIS BRATS in a hilarious new sitcom for your e-reader.Follow the four wackiest friends ever to set their sights on the City of Light. In episodebook one, Fern must call on her intervention skills to persuade her guy-crazy roommate Kimi to lay off a potential user. But what's really going on behind closed doors, and does it have anything to do with Fern's newly empty bank account? Fern's friendships are tested and her loyalties divided. Will her romantic dreams survive the riot girls, a much-sought-after chamber pot, and the incident of the flying falsie?

Gwen Ellery edited the characters of Paris Brats Thursday, January 10, 2013.

• Added a character: Pookie: Fern's loving pug. Pookie excels at catching flying objects and eating unattended food.
• marked the description of Pookie as not a spoiler

Gwen Ellery edited the characters of Paris Brats Saturday, November 3, 2012.

• Edited the description of Fern Dodelbach: (age 29)27) – Kind, generous and sincere, Fern would do anything for her friends even if it means looking like a fool, a not uncommon experience in her life. Motto: “I may not be the smartest cookie in the box, but I’m not the toughest one, either.”
• Edited the description of Theo Nix: (30)(29) – Moody, talented and gorgeous, Theo can paint circles around other artists, but only when he’s in the mood. Fern has a thing for Theo, but does he have a thing for her? Motto: “Just because I’m related to Vincent van Gogh doesn’t mean I’m going to cut off my ear.”
• Edited the description of Brooke Sharp: (30)(28) – Smart, secretive and strategic, Brooke is an eternal graduate student and a Londoner stranded in Paris. She has a hard time believing she’s related to her zany half sister Fern. Motto: “Reason has its reasons of which my heart knows naught.”

Gwen Ellery edited the characters of Paris Brats Saturday, November 3, 2012.

• Edited the description of Fern Dodelbach: (age 27)29) – Kind, generous and sincere, Fern would do anything for her friends even if it means looking like a fool, a not uncommon experience in her life. Motto: “I may not be the smartest cookie in the box, but I’m not the toughest one, either.”
• Edited the description of Theo Nix: (29)(30) – Moody, talented and gorgeous, Theo can paint circles around other artists, but only when he’s in the mood. Fern has a thing for Theo, but does he have a thing for her? Motto: “Just because I’m related to Vincent van Gogh doesn’t mean I’m going to cut off my ear.”
• Edited the description of Brooke Sharp: (28)(30) – Smart, secretive and strategic, Brooke is an eternal graduate student and a Londoner stranded in Paris. She has a hard time believing she’s related to her zany half sister Fern. Motto: “Reason has its reasons of which my heart knows naught.”

Gwen Ellery edited the characters of Paris Brats Friday, November 2, 2012.

• Edited the description of Gina Agostino: (30) – Beautiful, charming and intelligent, Gina is everything that Fern wishes she herself could be. Too bad Gina wants Theo, just as much as Fern does. Motto: "I'm tired of being good.”
• Edited the description of Madame Phoque: (46) – Tough, competitive and humorless, Madame Phoque has never lost a court case in her entire career. Motto: “Is that some kind of jokejoke?"

Dog Lover - very limited time online for the foreseeable future edited the description of Paris Brats Friday, October 26, 2012.

• Four wacky, English-speaking roommates go for broke in a Paris penthouse and crush on good, gorgeous and geeky men.

  PRAISE FOR GWEN ELLERY'S HUMOR WRITING

  "My stomach still hurts because I was laughing so hard. I love reading goofy humor! . . . I can't wait to read more. I forced my husband to read it too, and he said he'd read a book by you and he's allergic to romance."--Kate R. in Gwen's first-ever fan letter

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  THE NOVELLA SERIES

  Introducing the PARIS BRATS in a hilarious new sitcom for your e-reader. Follow the four wackiest friends ever to set their sights on the City of Light. In episode one, Fern must call on her intervention skills to persuade her guy-crazy roommate Kimi to lay off a potential user. But what's really going on behind closed doors, and does it have anything to do with Fern's newly empty bank account? Fern's friendships are tested and her loyalties divided. Will her romantic dreams survive the riot girls, a much-sought-after chamber pot, and the incident of the flying falsie? Download PARIS BRATS now to find out.

  PARIS BRATS, episode #1, is a novella, or short novel, and a complete story at 23,000 words. It's like a sitcom episode for your e-reader.

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  MORE PRAISE FOR GWEN ELLERY

  "It's rare to find an author who is both outrageously funny and seriously stylish like you. Keep up the great work!"--Marius Janz, writer/director of the German short comic films "Blind Date" and "Love at First Shot"

  "I just want to give you a thank-you note, for all you do: so openly, honestly, and whole-heartedly. I am always impressed with you--your writing, your championing of other women's works, and your inspiring attitude toward contemporary women's stories."--Josie Brown, author of The Housewife Assassin Handbook, and Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives, soon to be a dramatic series on NBC-TV

  The PARIS BRATS SERIES is rated PG due to the "Oh my Gods" and references to off-stage sex that no one's getting but desperately wants.

  AWARDS GWEN HAS WON

  First Place, James D. Phelan Literary Award
  First Place, Romancing the Novel Award
  Presidential Scholar in the Arts
  National Recognition and Talent Search Award
  Bank of America Fine Arts Award
  Apprenticeships in Fiction, sponsored by the Arts Council England
  Purchase Prize Award, International Artist Book Show, Art Institute of Chicagofalsie?