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From the author of "The Bialy Pimps" comes a story of fangs and fast food… +++++ When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's just his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a thousand-year-old vampire. And when... read more

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  • “Culture at the company wasn't exactly full of camaraderie outside of the six-pack-abs set, so entering a conversation that you'd overheard but hadn't been invited to join was sort of like peeing in someone's coffee while they stood there and watched you do it.”

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Reginald Baskin, not remotely a religious man, closed his eyes in his small cubicle and asked God for his money back.

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A$$hole
IT Guy
Bro Date
Babes
Fight Fight Fight
Fog Drink
Dead
Falling Short
Baked
Work
Big Brains
Hungry
Trying Again
Little Girl
F*** This
Too Fat
Night Shift
Rut
Hot Chick
Soul
More A$$holes
Tested
Caught
Guts
Run
Blood

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  • Deacon: The head of the vampire council

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This is book 1 of 3 in Fat Vampire. (standard series)

Followed by Tastes Like Chicken.

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  1. Johnny B. Truant (Author)

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Original Language: English
Publisher: Johnny B. Truant
Country: United States
Publication Date: October 1, 2012
ISBN: N/A
Page Count: 123

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Reading Level: Adults

Some scenes have some very bad language.


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