Not every hero is lucky enough to be born a mutant, wizard, or demi-god. Five years ago Samantha Hathaway’s archaeologist parents died while saving the world and she left her life in the secret world of magic, monsters, and mad scientists behind for the quiet simplicity of suburbia. But now,... read more
““What are you doing, the Jedi mind trick?””Samantha
““Chief Constable Albion is a great man and was one of the International Sorcerers Guild’s best field agents in his day. He banished the strangling fungus back to Monster Island, and he cleared all the ghost pirates out of Hong Kong.””Agent Sampson
““Restart. Unpause. Go. Speak. Play.””Samantha
““I mean, if I was suppose to save the world I would like to know.””Zoey
““So are we talking Lord of the Rings-style wizards, Harry Potter-style wizards, Dungeon and Dragons-style wizards, or what?””Lucas
““I really don’t feel like running off into battle with the Last Starfighter, Nancy Drew, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer here.””Natch
Cookies of Doom
Mall Security Gets An Upgrade
Slow Ride Down Memory Lane
And So It Begins...
Worst. Lunch. Ever.
Gym Class in Wartime
Everyone Hates A Good Riddle
When The Search Engine Breaks Down
We Have Spirit, Yes We do
The Sam Situation
The Sick And Wrong Show
A Long Fifteen Minutes
The One-armed Bandits Strike
Victory And Defeat
What Just Happened?
The Last Age
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