What’s a round-the-world honeymoon if you can’t buy the odd souvenir to ship back home? Like the twenty silk dressing gowns Becky found in Hong Kong…the hand-carved dining table (and ten chairs) from Sri Lanka…the, um, huge wooden giraffes from Malawi (that her husband Luke expressly forbade... read more
“Something tells me organizing a protest against your husband’s client has got to be even worse than selling his Tiffany clocks.”Becky Brandon
take the Lord of the Rings movies—they’ve got loads of messages. Like “Don’t lose your ring.”Highlighted by 19 Kindle customers
I gape at her. Dad had a mustache? God, how many secrets does our family have?Highlighted by 8 Kindle customers
even if your guest is annoying you, you must behave with charm and decorum.Highlighted by 7 Kindle customers
“No, Becky,” he says patiently. “We’re not very poor. But we will be if you keep buying mountains of crap.”Highlighted by 6 Kindle customers
But how can I tell him I don’t have a beautiful spirit, I have a crappy old normal one?Highlighted by 6 Kindle customers
His approach is basically “no things anywhere,” whereas mine is more “lots of things everywhere.”Highlighted by 4 Kindle customers
“I like computers,” says Jess. “Er . . . me too,” I backtrack hastily. “Absolutely!” Which is kind of true. I mean, I love eBay.Highlighted by 4 Kindle customers
Husband and wife helping each other. Brainstorming together. A real, proper partnership.Highlighted by 4 Kindle customers
Cleverclogs. I expect she’ll split the atom this morning. In between sit-ups.Highlighted by 4 Kindle customers
what? I’ve got a broken leg!” I look admiringly at my plaster cast, which is propped up on a support. I have always wanted a plaster cast.Highlighted by 3 Kindle customers
Preceded by Shopaholic Ties the Knot, and followed by Shopaholic & Baby.
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