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Segorian Anderson’s an Idiot. But that’s fine with him. It’s a well paying job with no heavy lifting. Nobody ever remembers Segorian. It isn’t magic - he just has the sort of face his own mother could forget, and she’s been trying to for years. But being forgettable is a job requirement for... read more
Ridiculously Simplified Synopsis edit
Characters/People edit
- Segorian Anderson, Court Idiot: The Idiot who is not really, being a lot more sensible that he gives himself credit for except in the ways of women
- The Queen: Who reminds me of lewes Carroll's Queen of Hearts to an extent though is a million times nicer
- Sandy: The 16 yr old dragon who takes a shine to The Idiot
Quotes edit
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“It looked exactly like a strange shaped cloud would look if the strange shaped cloud looked nothing like a cloud and exactly like a big scaly thing nearly the size of a house. With a lot more big, spiky claws than my one big, spiky stick. I had a sudden and extreme case of spiky-stick envy.”
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“I patted my doublet, and pulled out a razor sharp dagger that's always close to me. This time it was close to my thumb. I hoped the bleeding wouldn't last too long.”
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“My fine deductive mind went into high gear. Someone had been here. Of course, my fine deductive mind then took one look at the evidence, stuck its fingers in its ears and started singing. Because my missing someone had locked the door, but they’d opened the window. I guessed they were trying to tell me something. Unfortunately, one of us needed language lessons.”
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“I may not be a Gentleman, but one tries at least to be a gentleman. And there are unmentionable things a gentleman just does not mention. Never mind allow to be draped over his nose.”
Segorian Anderson, Court Idiot
First Sentence edit
Allow me to introduce myself. I’m an Idiot.
Table of Contents edit
Prologue
Chapter One: The Heights of Idiocy
Chapter Two: The Scales of Idiocy
Chapter Three: The Idiocy of Return
Chapter Four: The Egg-Selence of Idiocy
Chapter Five: The Axe-Ellence of Idiocy
Chapter Six: Idiocy in Pink
Chapter Seven: Idiot by Moonlight
Chapter Eight: Nobody’s an Idiot
Chapter Nine: While the Idiot’s Fireplace Gently Weeps
Chapter Ten: Idiot All-Denty
Chapter Eleven: The Idiot Who Came to Dinner
Chapter Twelve: Always the Idiot, Never the Knight
Chapter Thirteen: Idiot with a Clue
Chapter Fourteen: Idiot Without a Clue
Chapter Fifteen: There’s No Smoke Without an Idiot
Chapter Sixteen: Not-Idiot in Pink
Chapter Seventeen: Prisoner of Idiocy
Chapter Eighteen: Flow Thy Tears, the Idiot Said
Chapter Nineteen: Demon-Strably an Idiot
Chapter Twenty: No End of an Idiot
Epilogue
Authors & Contributors edit
- Graeme Smith (Author)
First Edition edit
Original Language: English
Publisher: MuseitUp Publishing
Country: Canada
Publication Date: June 14th, 2012
ISBN: 978-1-77127-068-7
Page Count: 170
Publisher: MuseitUp Publishing
Country: Canada
Publication Date: June 14th, 2012
ISBN: 978-1-77127-068-7
Page Count: 170
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