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Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat comics in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You . If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually... read more
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Summary edit
Oh, yeah, that innocent little face is just a front. You are valuable to the cat as long as the food holds out and you understand who is really the owner. Cat's don't have owners they have staff.
First Sentence edit
Disappearing outdoors for days at a time, returning looking like he just finished a fourth tour of Vietnam.
Table of Contents edit
6 ways to tell if your cat thinks it's a mountain lion
How you see your cat and how your cat sees you
How to pet a kitty
Gift ideas
High speeds
How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you
The bobcats on Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Homeless man
Direction of ears
Things cats love
Walking the dog vs. walking the cat
Proximity to a tuna sandwich
Cat vs. internet
The 3 ways of dealing with cat litter
Imperial walker
How to tell if your cat is a raging homosexual
How kittens are plotting to take over the world
If we treated our cats like they treat us
Having a baby vs. having a cat
Series & Lists edit
This book is in The Oatmeal. (standard series)
This is book 3 of 10 in New York Times Bestsellers - Paperback Advice (Current). (authoritative list)
First Edition edit
Original Language: English
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC
Country: USA
Publication Date: 2012
ISBN: 9781449410247
Page Count: 132
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC
Country: USA
Publication Date: 2012
ISBN: 9781449410247
Page Count: 132
Notes for Parents edit
Reading Level: Young AdultsSome of the language in the cartoons may be inappropriate. Parents will want to check it out for anyone under 18.
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