Beautiful, flaxen-haired Buttercup has fallen for Westley, the farm boy, and when he departs to make his fortune, she vows never to love another. So when she hears that his ship has been captured by the Dread Pirate Roberts - who never leaves survivors - her heart is broken. But her charms... read more
465p. In a Renaissance-era fairy-tale world, a beautiful woman named Buttercup lives on a farm in the fictional country of Florin. She delights in verbally abusing the farm hand Westley by demanding that he perform chores for her. Westley's only answer is "As you wish," which represents his... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“As you wish.”Westley
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”Inigo Montoya
“The farm boy had eyes like the sea before a storm.”Buttercup
“I love you ... I thought an hour ago that I loved you more than any woman has ever loved a man, but a half hour after that I knew that what I felt before was nothing compared to what I felt then. But ten minutes after that, I understood that my previous love was a puddle compared to the high seas before a storm ... I love you so much more now than twenty minutes ago that there cannot be comparison. I love you so much more now than when you opened your hovel door, there cannot be comparison. There is no room in my body for anything but you. My arms love you, my ears adore you, my knees shake with blind affection. My mind begs you to ask it something so it can obey. Do you want me to follow you for the rest of your days? I will do that. Do you want me to crawl? I will crawl. I will be quiet for you or sing for you, or if you are hungry, let me bring you food ... Anything there is that I can do for you, I will do for you; anything there is that I cannot do, I will learn to do.”Buttercup, speaking to Westley
“Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.”Westley, speaking to Buttercup
““That’s all you needed? Easy. I love you. Okay? Want it louder? I LOVE YOU! Spell it out, should I? I ell-oh-vee-ee why-oh-you. Want it backward? You love I... I've been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn't listen. Every time you said 'Farm Boy do this' you thought I was answering 'As you wish' but that's only because you were hearing wrong. 'I love you' was what it was, but you never heard, and you never heard."”Westley
“There have been five great kisses since 1642 B. C., when Saul and Deliah Korn's inadvertent discover swept across Western civilization. And the precise rating of kisses is a terribly difficult thing... But on any system, there are five that everyone agrees deserve full marks.Well, this one left them all behind.”
“She was eighteen. She was the most beautiful woman in a hundred years. She didn't seem to care.”
“Pardon, I'm not crazy, but have you seen any six-fingered noblemen lately?”Inigo Montoya
“You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it does.”Inigo
“You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...”Vizzini
“And Inigo began to retreat. "Who are you?" he screamed. "No one of import. Another lover of the blade." "I must know!" "Get used to disappointment."”
“Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”Fezzik's Mother (in the book), Westley (in the movie)
“Whenever doctors are confused about something, which is really more frequently than any of us would do well to think about, they always snatch at something in the vicinity of the case and add, "That explains it."”
“He's been mostly dead all day.”
“Don't expect too much from life. Learn to be satisfied with what you have.”Buttercup
“"It must just be some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise alone at night through shark-infested waters."”Vizzini
“Inconceivable!!”Vizzini
“"You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people, is that it?"”Westley
“"My brains, your strength and his steel against a hundred troops? And you think a little head-jiggle is supposed to make me happy?"”Westley
“I didn't even know this chapter existed until I began the 'good parts' version. All my father used to say at this point was, "What with one thing and another, three years passed," and then he'd explain how the day came when Buttercup was officially introduced to the world as the coming queen, and how the Great Square of Florin City was filled as never before, awaiting her introduction, and by then he was into the terrific business dealing with the kidnapping. Would you believe that in the original Morgenstern this was the longest chapter in the book? But from a narrative point of view, in 105 pages nothing happens. Except this: 'What with one thing and another, three years passed.'”
“Inigo: But you should know that when you get up here I plan to kill you! Westley: That does put a damper on our relationship.”
“Rest, then. Terrible things can happen when you're overtired. I was overtired the night your father proposed.”
“It was all part of growing up. You got these little quick passions, you blinked, and they were gone. You forgave faults, found perfection; then the next day the sun came up and it was over.”
“That was the way his sentences went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you.”
The Bride
The Groom
The Courtship
The Preparations
The Announcement
The Festivities
The Wedding
Honeymoon
Younger children might not understand, especially the prologue.
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