When old fart blogger Mormon Silver goes to interview young entrepreneur Bea Plastique, he encounters a woman who is stunning, smart, and scary. The unsophisticated, horny Silver is startled to realize he wants this woman (from behind, mostly) and, despite her mysterious love of ice hockey,... read more
“I reach into my satchel, pull out a silver condom, unroll it down my average-sized penis, kneel in front of her, and slide myself in only a tiny bit.”Mormon Silver
“I climb her family tree looking for clues.”Mormon Silver
“Ha, ha, Rosy Palmer—every girl’s nemesis.”Bea Plastique
“I seem to have gotten myself into a bind, Uncle M. Can you help me?”Bea Plastique
“His gun is so big, Ms. P, what shall I do?”Eric
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