Shelfari edited the description of Fifty Shades of Beige Monday, May 14, 2012.
If there was ever a book worthy of a parody, it's Fifty Shades of Grey. In this creative send up by Reid Mockery, readers are introduced to Annis Thesia, a young naive graduate who becomes intoxicated sensually by billionaire, Bobby Beige. Like the lead character from the real book, Annis Thesia will put you to sleep. But, in this story, Annis becomes the Dominant. Annis wants this man, bad. He gets her juices flowing just by looking at her. So much so, she has to wear feminine hygiene products just to be around him. Once introduced to his bizarre sexual fantasies and practices, she doesn't run away like she should. She dives in and gives Beige the thrill of his life and he does the same to her. Beige has no idea what he is getting himself into with this naive young woman. Believe it or not, this parody stands on it’s own as a fun little romp. While based on the best-selling trilogy, it has it’s own unique wickedness and sense of humor. Warning: Contains Foul Language and Very Weird Sex Acts. This is seriously messed up while being very funny. This is a full 35,000 word mini-novel, that can be read in a few hours. It may make you murmur.