Crashers take care of their own: The Secret Code Women Whisper About (edit title/settings)

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• “In the Ordinary World, John and Jeremy explore the apex of Boyish Behavior, chasing women for sex! This hook alone showcases the power of this concept's glue, but more importantly, it highlights the "visual" problem with growing from boys to men (the issue of sex).”

• “What is she doing back there? I never know what she's doing.”

  Chazz Reinhold

• “Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.”

  Jeremy Grey

• “I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's neither here nor there. Anyway, I saw this widow and she's a wreck. She has just lost the person she loved the most in this world and I realized we're all going to lose the people we love. That's the way it is, but not me. Not right now. Because the person *I* love the most is standing right here and I'm not ready to lose you yet. Claire, I'm not standing here asking you to marry me, I'm just asking you not to marry *him* and maybe take a walk, take a chance.”

  Beckwith

• “We're a folk singing group from Salt Lake City.”

  Claire Cleary

• “You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.”

  Jeremy Grey

• “Rule #6: Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.”

• “Rule #9: Whatever it takes to get in, get in.”

• “Rule #10: Invitations are for pussies.”

• “Rule #13: Bridesmaids are desperate - console them.”

• “Rule #24: If you get ousted, leave calmly. Do not run.”

• “Rule #30: Know the playbook so you can call an audible.”

• “Rule #39: The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.”

• “Rule #42: At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing.”

• “Rule #62: Bring an extra umbrella when it rains. Courtesy opens more legs than charm.”

• “Rule #70: Studies show that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints: small cost, big yield.”

• “Rule #79: Occasionally bring a real gift. You're getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender.”

• “Rule #89: Never dance to "What I Like About You." It's long past time to let that song go. Someone will request it at every wedding. Don't dance to it. No matter how hot she is.”

• “Rule #91: Only take one car. You never know when you'll need to make a fast escape.”

• “Rule #95: Catholic weddings - the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony, horny girls.”

• “Rule #106: Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love to get twisted around.”

• “Rule #109: Never reveal your true identity.”

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• MORAL PREMISE: Dishonesty leads to pain and resentment, but Honesty leads to LOVE and Happiness.
• VISUAL PREMISE: Dishonesty leads to Pain and Resentment, but Honesty leads to LOVE and Happiness.

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1. Miquiel Banks (Author)

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• Books › Entertainment › Movies

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