Fang Girl (2012) (edit title/settings)

Mica edited the description of Fang Girl Thursday, September 6, 2012.

• Sure,Things That Are Destroying Jane Greene’s Undead Social Life Before It Can Even Begin:

  1) A twelve-year-old brother who’s convinced she’s a zombie.
  2) Parents who are begging her to turn them into vampires.
  3) The pet goldfish she accidentally turns instead.
  4) Weird superpowers that let her rip the ideaheads off of vampires is sexy,every other vampire she meets.(Sounds cool, but who actually dreams of spending eternity as a pasty, bloodthirsty fifteen-year-old? Not me. Unfortunately, the somewhat psychoticit doesn’t win you many friends.)
  5) A pyschotic vampire who turned me into a bloodsucker didn't bothercreator who’s using her to ask first. Now I'm dealing with parents who want me to vamp them,carry out a younger brother who's convinced I'm a zombie, and aplan for world domination.

  And finally:
  6) A seriously ripped vampire hunter who either wants to stake meher or make out with me.her. Not sure which. Oh and PS, nonewhich.

  Being an undead, eternally pasty fifteen-year-old isn’t quite the sexy, brooding, angst-fest Jane always imagined....

  Helen Keeble’s riotous debut novel combines the humor of my favorite fanfic prepared me to dealVladimir Tod with Ally Carter’s spot-on teen voice. With a one-of-a-kind vampire politics—which are looking pretty tricky based on themythology and an irresistibly relatable undead Elder trying to hunt me down. What's a vampire-obsessed fangirl turned real-life fang girl supposed to do?heroine, this uproarious page-turner will leave readers bloodthirsty for more.

Shelfari edited the description of Fang Girl Sunday, July 15, 2012.

• Sure, the idea of vampires is sexy, but who actually dreams of spending eternity as a pasty, bloodthirsty fifteen-year-old? Not me. Unfortunately, the somewhat psychotic vampire who turned me into a bloodsucker didn't bother to ask first. Now I'm dealing with parents who want me to vamp them, a younger brother who's convinced I'm a zombie, and a seriously ripped vampire hunter who either wants to stake me or make out with me. Not sure which. Oh and PS, none of my favorite fanfic prepared me to deal with vampire politics—which are looking pretty tricky based on the undead Elder trying to hunt me down. What's a vampire-obsessed fangirl turned real-life fang girl supposed to do?