Dead as a Doornail (2005) (edit title/settings)

ArwenEavan edited the memorable quotes of Dead as a Doornail Monday, May 7, 2012.

• Marked “Eric had told me that that little road, a dirt track leading back to a deer camp, was where Debbie Pelt had hidden her car when she’d come to kill me. Might as well put up a sign: PARKING FOR SOOKIE STACKHOUSE NIGHTTIME ATTACKS.” as not a spoiler.
• Edited a quotation: “I don't have a lot of friends, and I value the ones I have, even if I suspect they dream about catching me in a dark alley somewhere and having their bloody way with me.”SookieSookie Stackhouse
• Edited a quotation: “Might as well put up a sign: PARKING FOR SOOKIE STACKHOUSE NIGHTTIME ATTACKS.”SookieSookie Stackhouse
• Edited a quotation: “`Help'?! I asked you to live with me!”AlcideAlcide Herveaux
• Edited a quotation: “Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople.”SookieSookie Stackhouse
• Edited a quotation: “I wish that I could read your mind as you can read the minds of others. I wish very much that I could know what was going on in your head. I wish I knew why I cared what's going on in that head.”EricEric Northman
• Edited a quotation: “Holding you seems very familiar, Sookie.”EricEric Northman
• Edited a quotation: “Our last cook, a guy, had given my friend Arlene a big rush of hope that he was The One--in this case, he'd have been her fourth or fifth One--before he's decamped overnight with her plates and forks and a CD player. Her kids had been devastated; not because they'd loved the guy, but because they missed their CD player.”SookieSookie Stackhouse
• Edited a quotation: “There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey, you" and being poked with a finger.”SookieSookie Stackhouse

Flavia-Adriana edited the memorable quotes of Dead as a Doornail Thursday, April 19, 2012.

• Edited a quotation: “"Sookie,Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as false,"false.”Eric Northman
• Edited a quotation: “"`Help'?!`Help'?! I asked you to live with me!"me!”Alcide
• Edited a quotation: “There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey, you" and being poked with a fingerfinger.”Sookie

Adri edited the memorable quotes of Dead as a Doornail Monday, October 24, 2011.

• Edited a quotation: “There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey, you" and being poked with a finger”Sookie

Adri edited the memorable quotes of Dead as a Doornail Monday, October 24, 2011.

• Added a quotation: “There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey, you" and being poked with a finger”

Adri edited the memorable quotes of Dead as a Doornail Monday, October 24, 2011.

• Edited a quotation: “Our last cook, a guy, had given my friend Arlene a big rush of hope that he was The One--in this case, he'd have been her fourth or fifth One--before he's decamped overnight with her plates and forks and a CD player. Her kids had been devastated; not because they'd loved the guy, but because they missed their CD player.”Sookie

Adri edited the memorable quotes of Dead as a Doornail Monday, October 24, 2011.

• Added a quotation: “Our last cook, a guy, had given my friend Arlene a big rush of hope that he was The One--in this case, he'd have been her fourth or fifth One--before he's decamped overnight with her plates and forks and a CD player. Her kids had been devastated; not because they'd loved the guy, but because they missed their CD player.”

Adri edited the memorable quotes of Dead as a Doornail Monday, October 24, 2011.

• Removed a quotation: “I still wonder why your old coat had blood stains on it. What did we do, Sookie? And to whom?" "It was chicken blood. I killed and cooked it." "Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false.'”Eric, Sookie

Paige edited the memorable quotes of Dead as a Doornail Saturday, April 2, 2011.

• reordered the memorable quotes.
• Added a quotation: “We're expanding our Fangtasia product line." "Oh?" "Yes. What would you think of a nude calendar? 'Fangtasia's Vampire Hunks' is what Pam thinks it should be called." "Are you gonna be in it?" "Oh, of course. Mr. January. If you promise to keep it open to my picture, I'll give you one for free." "You got a deal.”Eric, Sookie

Paige edited the memorable quotes of Dead as a Doornail Saturday, April 2, 2011.

• Added a quotation: “Shall I give her a good scare, if she spends the night with him?" "Yes, please." "Consider her terrified.”Charles, Sookie
• Added a quotation: “Are you jealous?" "Yes. I hate her skinny thighs and her elitist attitude. I hope she's a dreadful bitch who makes you so miserable that you howl when you remember me." "Good. That's good to hear.”Bill, Sookie
• Added a quotation: “I never was in a hospital till I knew you." "Do you blame me?" "Sometimes.”Sookie, Bill
• Added a quotation: “Took you long enough." "Yes, Mr. Social Skills. I'll try to hurry from now on. Why should getting shot slow me down? I apologize.”Claude, Sookie
• Added a quotation: “Tell me something, Sookie. There's nothing weird about Halleigh, right?" "Nothing aside from the stupid way she spells her name.”Andy, Sookie
• Added a quotation: “Why were you there? Was that blasted Alcide trying to use you for some purpose in the contest?" "You should talk about using." "Yes, but I'm straightforward about it.”Eric, Sookie
• Added a quotation: “You said I told you you were the best I'd ever had. But did you respond in kind?" "Don't you wish you knew?”Eric, Sookie

Paige edited the memorable quotes of Dead as a Doornail Friday, April 1, 2011.

• Added a quotation: “I think Mr. Twining, here, should stay with you." "and why would you think that?" "You have a light-tight place for vampires, right?" "You didn't ask me if that was okay." "You're refusing to do it?" "Yes! I'm not the vampire hotel keeper!”Sam, Sookie
• Added a quotation: “You can stay with me, Sookie." "Every soul in Bon Temps would have us on the way to being married if I did that." "You don't think they won't make assumptions if you stay with Bill?" "I can't marry Bill. Not legal. Besides, Charles is there, too." "Fuel to the fire. That's even spicier." "That's kind of flattering, crediting me with enough pizzazz to take care of two vampires at a go.”Sam, Sookie