Take a trip down the Jersey Turnpike to the irresistible world of Stephanie Plum-where America's favorite bounty hunter gets into more trouble than ever. This time, Stephanie, Lula, and Grandma have a Vegas-sized problem on their hands. The pursuit of a skip brings Stephanie to Las Vegas, and... read more
Stephanie Plum's got rent to pay, people shooting at her, and psychos wanting her dead every day of the week (much to the dismay of her mother, her family, the men in her life, the guy who slices meat at the deli...oh, the list goes on). An ordinary person would cave under the pressure. But... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“Morelli had the dart in a plastic evidence bag in his pocket. He held the bag out for me to see. "Looks to me to be more large dog size." "Oh great. I was shot with a dog dart. That doesn't even make good bar conversation."”
“"When I was a ho I used to keep myself from getting grossed out by pretending men's privates were Muppets" Lula said. "This guy looks like an anteater Muppet. See the little tuft of hair on the anteater head and then there's the thing the anteater snuffs up ants with....except ol' Funky here's gotta get real close to the ants on account of his snuffer isn't real big."”Lula
“The sky was murky above me and I felt the rasp of ozone in the back of my throat. As the day wore on cars, chemical plants, and backyard barbecues would make their contribution to the stew that cooked over Jersey. Fancy-pants wimps in L.A. rated their pollution and curtailed activity. In Jersey we just call it air and get on with life. If you're born in Jersey, you know how to rise to a challenge. Bring on the Mob. Bring on bad air. Bring on taxes and obesity, diabetes, heart disease, and macaroni at every meal. Nothing defeats us in Jersey.”Stephanie Plum
“I could be wrong here, but I think you're dumb as a box of rocks”LuLa
“People are complicated and chock full of problems.”Stephanie Plum
“I never sleep on a plane. I have to be ready in case it crashes.”Stephanie Plum
“It isn't like I'm mentally retarded...I just screw up a lot”Clyde Cone
“Sometimes it’s hard to tell what’s love and what’s only indigestion,”Highlighted by 30 Kindle customers
“It’s the twenty-first century,” I told Tank. “Women drive.” “Only in my bed,” Tank said. “Never in my car.”Highlighted by 21 Kindle customers
“It’s the grin of a man who loves you, babe.”Highlighted by 17 Kindle customers
Fancy-pants wimps in L.A. rated their pollution and curtailed activity. In Jersey we just call it air and get on with life. If you’re born in Jersey, you know how to rise to a challenge. Bring on the Mob. Bring on bad air. Bring on taxes and obesity, diabetes, heart disease, and macaroni at every meal. Nothing defeats us in Jersey.Highlighted by 16 Kindle customers
Mostly we solve our problems with cake.Highlighted by 16 Kindle customers
And just like that, as of that instant, I wanted a baby. I didn’t care if it had to come out of my vagina.Highlighted by 14 Kindle customers
Okay, so I was acting like an idiot. At least I was an idiot with cake.Highlighted by 12 Kindle customers
Kloughn bent to retrieve the plate and farted. “That wasn’t me,” he said. “Maybe it was me,” Grandma said. “Sometimes they sneak out. Did I fart?” she asked everyone.Highlighted by 12 Kindle customers
“Cal has a flaming skull tattooed onto his forehead. And he has muscles in places muscles aren’t supposed to grow. Cal looks like . . . Steroidasaurus.” “Don’t underestimate him,” Ranger said. “He can spell his name. He’s not overly violent as long as he remembers to take his medication. And he gives good shade.”Highlighted by 8 Kindle customers
Truth is, I did trust Morelli. But there’s a limit to trust. Even the most trusting woman who saw her boyfriend’s truck at a motel in the middle of the day, twice, would have doubts. There’s a difference between being trusting and being stupid.Highlighted by 5 Kindle customers
Chapter 1-15
Preceded by Hard Eight, and followed by Ten Big Ones.
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