Dashiell Hammett meets Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town
"Hello, you've reached Banyon Investigations...."
Crag Banyon is just your run-of-the-mill P.I. He's got a secretary who loves to hate and hates to love him. His worst enemy in the world is on the local force and relishes the... read more
“The elf glanced around the hallway, the large jingle bell on the end of his hat ringing a morose little one-step for a solitary dancer.”Crag Banyon
“"You ever hear of an elf named Teeny? What am I saying? Of course you have. He's lying on the littlest slab in the morgue, and you put him there, Banyon. On your feet. Now."”Detective Daniel Jenkins
“<On leaving a trail of breadcrumbs> I worked a case where a couple of juvies tried that and wound up lost in the woods. Punks ate some poor old lady's gingerbread house then shoved her in her own oven, roasted her to death and robbed her. Little bastard sociopaths were tried as minors. Probably back out on the streets. They'd be over twenty-one by now. Rotten damn system.”Crag Banyon
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