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A standalone novella introducing a new side of Half Moon Hollow—featuring a freewheeling courier and the stuffy vampire she has to transport.

Miranda Puckett has failed at every job she’s ever had. Her mother just wants her to come home, join the family law firm, and settle down with... read more

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  • “You ass­hole!” I hissed at the of­fend­ing piece of pa­per. “You pre­sump­tu­ous, in­va­sive vam­pire ass­hole!”
    Miranda
  • “It’s not a book on taxi­dermy, is it? 101 Ways to Dis­play the Corpses of Hu­mans Who An­noy You?” “Of course not.” He opened it, lick­ing a fin­ger be­fore care­ful­ly se­lect­ing a page. He added soft­ly, “I left that par­tic­ular ti­tle at home.”
    Miranda and Collin
  • “Well, par­don me for be­ing the jinxed al­ba­tross around your neck!” I groused, slap­ping at his chest. “I’m sor­ry,” he re­peat­ed. “Par­don me for a minute.” I shrieked. I shout­ed non­sense curse words as Collin dis­ap­peared over the lip of the ravine.”
    Miranda and Collin
  • “"I'm a vampire not a cheetah."”
    Colin

First Sentence edit see section history

I was lost, hope­less­ly, ir­re­triev­ably lost.

Table of Contents edit see section history

1. WHERE’S SAWYER WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
2. MORE IS­SUES THAN NA­TION­AL GE­OGRAPH­IC
3. A DAY WITH­OUT A SWORN AF­FI­DAVIT IS LIKE A DAY WITH­OUT SUN­SHINE
4. I CAN SEE YOUR HEAD­LIGHTS
5. LAID BARE … AND NOT IN THE FUN WAY
6. MC HAM­MER RU­INS AN OTH­ER­WISE PLEAS­ANT EVENING
7. SLEEP­ING AT THE WHEEL TENDS TO MAKE YOUR PAS­SEN­GERS NER­VOUS
8. NOT OK, JOHN DEN­VER
9. GIMME SHEL­TER
10. PWNED IN THE PAWN SHOP
11. FRIEND­SHIPS SHOULDN’T BE FORMED IN PARK­ING LOTS
12. ON THE ROAD AGAIN

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This is book 1 of 4 in Jane Jameson: Stand Alone Novellas. (standard series)

Followed by The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires.

Authors & Contributors edit see section history

  1. Molly Harper (Author)

First Edition edit see section history

Original Language: English
Publisher: Pocket Books
Country: United States
Publication Date: January 31, 2012
ISBN: N/A
Page Count: 166

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