It’s been thirty-five weeks since twin sisters Harmony and Melody went their separate ways. And now their story has become irresistible: twins separated at birth, each due to deliver twins…on the same day!
Married to Ram and living in Goodside, Harmony spends her time trying to fit back... read more
“Even with the suggested regimen of therapeutic and pharmaceutical interventions, many RePros' parents find themselves inexplicably saddened by the giving away of what would have been their grandchildren. The shock of their own conflicted feelings has even inspired Ash and Ty to develop a special seminar, "Giving Up Your Grandchild, Giving Up the Guilt." That Ash and Ty are genuinely afraid of getting all cradlegrabby is baffling to me, because they've never really liked being around kids. Myself included.”Melody Mayflower
“She's failing all of her classes, and the only reason she hasn't been bounced out is because of the recent passage of the Maternal Anti-Discrimination Education Act, which basically says that preggers (according to the quikiwiki) "cannot be punished academically for their invaluable role in the repopulation of our great nation." So it doesn't matter if a pregger is experiencing hormonally induced stupidity, is artificially dosed into stupidity, or is just naturally stupid with or without the human squatting in her uterus; she can get her diploma without testing proficiently in any of the subjects she's taken in four years of high school. And this policy will stop us from slipping into second-world status how exactly?”Melody Mayflower
“Zen's got an overloaded brain cache, but he isn't adequately versed in the ways of female scheming because he can't get this kind of knowledge on the quikiwiki. No, it's embeded in our XX chromosomes, like hemophilia and red-green colorblindness.”Melody Mayflower
“Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes, but he's saved by the same lightning-quick reflexes that serve him so well in Ping-Pong.”Melody Mayflower
“Any time she gives in to my demands, she feels like she's contributing to our nation's downward spiral by failing to live up to China's totalitarian parental standards.”Melody Mayflower
“What makes people so morally bankrupt? I never met my grandparents -- they all took a dirt nap before I came around -- so I have no idea if they raised Ash and Ty to be so famegamey and moneygrubby. Right now I'm going with Darwin: DNA is destiny.”Melody Mayflower
“Isn't polite? I'm not farting at the dinner table! I'm talking about baby trafficking! That's beyond impolite. It's inhumane! And it's tough to talk about. But it's happening right nowwww.”Melody Mayflower
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