Miles "Pudge" Halter is abandoning his safe, boring life. Fascinated by the last words of famous people, Pudge leaves for boarding school to seek what a dying Rabelais called the "Great Perhaps." Pudge becomes encircled by friends whose lives are everything but safe and boring. Their nucleus... read more
Miles "Pudge" Halter, is tired of his uneventful life in his home town of Florida. To much dissent of his parents, he leaves and seeks the great perhaps. Arriving at his boarding school he meets his roommate Chip "The Colonel" Marten. After acquainting with The Colonel, he goes down the hall... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“When adults say, 'Teenagers think they are invincible' with that sly, stupid smile on their faces, they don't know how right they are. We need never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken. We think we are invincible because we are. We cannot be born, and we cannot die. Like all energy, we can only change shapes and sizes and manifestations. They forget that when they get old. They get scared of losing and failing. But that part of us greater than the sum of our parts cannot begin and cannot end, and so it cannot fail.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.”Alaska Young
“You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you'll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining the future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present.”Alaska Young
“People, I thought, wanted security. They couldn't bear the idea of death being a big black nothing, couldn't bear the thought of their loved ones not existing, and couldn't even imagine themselves not existing. I finally decided that people believed in an afterlife because they couldn't bear not to.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“There were so many of us who would have to live with things done and things left undone that day. Things that did not go right, things that seemed okay at the time because we could not see the future. If only we could see the endless string of consequences that result from our smallest actions. But we can't know better until knowing better is useless.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“Thomas Edison's last words were 'It's beautiful over there.' I don't know where there is, but I believe it's somewhere, and I hope it's beautiful.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together, in the most innocent sense of that phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“When you stopped wishing things wouldn't fall apart, you'd stop suffering when they did.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“Hold on... I just did some calculations and I've been able to determine that you're full of s**t.”Chip "The Colonel" Martin
“Not the brightest gem in the jewelry shop, but you've got to admire his single-minded dedication to drug abuse.”Chip "The Colonel" Martin
“I am concussed.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“I go to seek a Great Perhaps.”Francois Rabelais
“And I will always love Alaska Young, my crooked neighbor, with all my crooked heart.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“Sometimes you lose battle. But mischief always win the war.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“Great is a judgment on a woman’s body. Perky is merely an observation.”Chip "The Colonel" Martin
“And maybe it was only because Alaska couldn’t hit the brakes, and I couldn’t hit the accelerator. Maybe she had an odd kind of courage that I lacked, but no.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“I'd never been religious, but he told us that religion is important whether or not we believed in one, in the same way that historical events are important whether or not you personally lived through them.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“It’s stupid to miss someone you didn’t even get along with. But it was nice, you know, having someone you could always fight with.”Chip "The Colonel" Martin
“Things never happened like I imagined them.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“I call it my Life’s Library. Every summer since I was little, I’ve gone to garage sales and bought all the books that looked interesting. So I always have something to read. But there is so much to do: cigarettes to smoke, sex to have, swings to swing on. I’ll have more time when I’m old and boring.”Alaska Young
“It reminds me of when the Germans demanded that the U.S. surrender at the Battle of the Bulge. I guess I’d say to this truce offer what General McAuliffe said to that one: Nuts.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“He loves weed like Alaska loves sex.”Chip "The Colonel" Martin
“I wanted to be one of those people who have streaks to maintain, who scorch the ground with their intensity. But for now, at least I knew such people, and they needed me, just like comets need tails.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“I may die young. But at least I’ll die smart. Now, back to tangents.”Alaska Young
“Well, later, I found out what it means. It’s from an Aleut word, Alyeska. It means ‘that which the sea breaks against,’ and I love that. But at the time, I just saw Alaska up there. And it was big, just like I wanted to be. And it was damn far away from Vine Station, Alabama, just like I wanted to be.”Alaska Young
“Best day of my life was January 9, 1997. I was eight and my mom and I went to the zoo on a class trip. I liked the bears. She liked the monkeys. Best day ever. End of story.”Alaska Young
“I hope you didn’t bring the Asian kid along thinking he’s a computer genius. Because I am not.”Takumi Hikohito
“Pudge, my friend, we are indefuckingstructible.”Takumi Hikohito
“I lose. Because the best day of my life was the day I lost my virginity. And if you think I’m going to tell you that story, you’re gonna have to get me drunker than this.”Takumi Hikohito
“That was the day I stopped caring what people did. I just never cared anymore, about being a loser or not having friends or any of that.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“You never know. It’s just. It’s like. POOF. And you’re gone.”Chip "The Colonel" Martin
“I was caught in a triangle with one dead side.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“There are always answers. We just have to be smart enough.”Chip "The Colonel" Martin
“I’d finally had enough of chasing after a ghost who did not want to be discovered.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.”Takumi Hikohito
“She said that it was sexist to leave the cooking to the women, but better to have good sexist food than crappy boy-prepared food.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“At some point, you just pull off the Band-Aid and it hurts, but then it’s over and you’re relieved.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“There comes a time when we realize that our parents cannot save themselves or save us, that everyone who wades through time eventually gets dragged out to sea by the undertow—-that, in short, we are all going.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“We are all going, I thought, and it applies to turtles and turtlenecks, Alaska the girl and Alaska the place, because nothing can last, not even the earth itself. The Buddha said that suffering was caused by desire, we’d learned, and that the cessation of desire meant the cessation of suffering. When you stopped wishing things wouldn’t fall apart, you’d stop suffering when they did.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
““I am going to take this bucket of water and pour it on the flames of hell, and then I am going to use this torch to burn down the gates of paradise so that people will not love God for want of heaven or fear of hell, but because He is God.””Alaska Young
“How long is an instant? Is it one second? Ten?”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“Because memories fall apart too.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“I finally found something that can stop the fox. The fox cannot summit Strawberry Hill.”Takumi Hikohito
“But we can't know better until knowing better is useless.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“...we had to forgive to survive in the labryinth.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
“Pudge, what you must understand about me is that I am a deeply unhappy person.”Alaska Young
“That is the fear: I have lost something important, and I cannot find it, and I need it. It is fear like if someone lost his glasses and went to the glasses store and they told him that the world had run out of glasses and he would just have to do without.”Miles "Pudge" Halter
““I may die young,” she said. “But at least I’ll die smart. Now, back to tangents.””Alaska
“You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you’ll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present.”Highlighted by 925 Kindle customers
We need never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken. We think that we are invincible because we are. We cannot be born, and we cannot die. Like all energy, we can only change shapes and sizes and manifestations. They forget that when they get old. They get scared of losing and failing. But that part of us greater than the sum of our parts cannot begin and cannot end, and so it cannot fail.Highlighted by 763 Kindle customers
When you stopped wishing things wouldn’t fall apart, you’d stop suffering when they did.Highlighted by 727 Kindle customers
Just like that. From a hundred miles an hour to asleep in a nanosecond. I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together, in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.Highlighted by 641 Kindle customers
“Sometimes you lose a battle. But mischief always wins the war.”Highlighted by 634 Kindle customers
There comes a time when we realize that our parents cannot save themselves or save us, that everyone who wades through time eventually gets dragged out to sea by the undertow—that, in short, we are all going.Highlighted by 629 Kindle customers
What the hell is instant? Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding an hour. I doubt that an instant of blinding pain feels particularly instantaneous.Highlighted by 569 Kindle customers
For she had embodied the Great Perhaps—she had proved to me that it was worth it to leave behind my minor life for grander maybes, and now she was gone and with her my faith in perhaps.Highlighted by 462 Kindle customers
‘Everything that comes together falls apart,’” the Old Man said. “Everything. The chair I’m sitting on. It was built, and so it will fall apart. I’m gonna fall apart, probably before this chair. And you’re gonna fall apart. The cells and organs and systems that make you you—they came together, grew together, and so must fall apart. The Buddha knew one thing science didn’t prove for millennia after his death: Entropy increases. Things fall apart.”Highlighted by 437 Kindle customers
“François Rabelais. He was this poet. And his last words were ‘I go to seek a Great Perhaps.’ That’s why I’m going. So I don’t have to wait until I die to start seeking a Great Perhaps.”Highlighted by 371 Kindle customers
Before
136 days before - the last day
After
the day after - 136 days after
This book should be read by teenagers, I think it holds many valuable lessons and should be read by high schoolers. I'm a teenager and it has impacted my life in so many ways. However, it should be noted that this books contains profanity (plenty of f-words), sex, drugs, and drinking in high school. There is a question as to whether a student's death was an accident or suicide. Parents should let their teenagers read this book if they feel comfortable with the content.
We’re hiding the errata, movie connections, books with additional background information, books that influenced this book and books influenced by this book sections. If you would like to add content to them, you must first make them visible.