Let's Pretend This Never Happened (2012) (edit title/settings)

starwolvie edited the table of contents of Let's Pretend This Never Happened Tuesday, August 7, 2012.

• Introduction
  I Was a Three-Year-Old Arsonist
  My Childhood: David Copperfield Meets Guns & Ammo Magazine
  Stanley, the Magical Talking Squirrel
  Don't Tell Your Parents
  Jenkins, You Motherfucker
  If You Need an Arm Condom, It Might Be Time to Reevaluate Some of Your Life Choices
  Draw Me a Fucking Dog
  And That's Why Neil Patrick Harris Would Be the Most Successful Mass Murderer Ever
  No One Ever Taught Me Couch Etiquette
  Just Your Average Engagement Story
  It Wasn't Stew
  Married on the Fourth of July
  There's No Place Like Home
  A Series of Helpful Post-It Notes I Left Around the House for My Husband This Week
  The Dark and Disturbing Secrets HR Doesn't Want You to Know
  Iv You See My Liver, You've Gone Too Far
  My Vagina is Fine. Thanks for Asking
  Phone Conversations I Had with My Husband After I Got Lost for the Eighty Thousandth Time - 140
  And Then I Got Stabbed in the Face by a Serial Killer
  Thanks for the Zombies, Jesus
  Making Friends with Girls
  I am the Wizard of Oz of Housewives (In That I Am Both "Great and Terrible" and Because I Sometimes Hide Behind Curtains
  The Psychopath on the Other Side of the Bathroom Door
  An Open Letter to My Husband, Who Is Asleep in the Next Room
  Just to Clarify: We Don't Sleep with Goats
  Stabbed by a Chicken
  Honestly, I Don't Even Know Where I Got That Machete: A Comic Tragedy in Three Parts Days
  I'm Going to Need an Old Priest and a Young Priest
  And That's Why You Should Learn to Pick Your Battles
  Hairless Rats: Free for Kids Only
  And Then I Snuck a Dead Cuban Alligator on an Airplane
  You Can't Go Home Again (Unless You Want to Get Mauled by Wild Dogs)
  Epilogue
  The End (Sort Of)
  True Facts
  Acknowledgements

starwolvie edited the table of contents of Let's Pretend This Never Happened Tuesday, August 7, 2012.

• Introduction - 1Introduction
  I Was a Three-Year-Old Arsonist - 3Arsonist
  My Childhood: David Copperfield Meets Guns & Ammo Magazine - 9Magazine
  Stanley, the Magical Talking Squirrel - 22Squirrel
  Don't Tell Your Parents - 30Parents
  Jenkins, You Motherfucker - 37Motherfucker
  If You Need an Arm Condom, It Might Be Time to Reevaluate Some of Your Life Choices - 46
  Draw Me a Fucking Dog - 58Dog
  And That's Why Neil Patrick Harris Would Be the Most Successful Mass Murderer Ever - 70Ever
  No One Ever Taught Me Couch Etiquette - 79Etiquette
  Just Your Average Engagement Story - 83
  It Wasn't Stew - 88Stew
  Married on the Fourth of July - 95July
  There's No Place Like Home - 100
  A Series of Helpful Post-It Notes I Left Around the House for My Husband This Week - 105
  The Dark and Disturbing Secrets HR Doesn't Want You to Know - 111Know
  Iv You See My Liver, You've Gone Too Far - 125Far
  My Vagina is Fine. Thanks for Asking - 134Asking
  Phone Conversations I Had with My Husband After I Got Lost for the Eighty Thousandth Time - 140
  And Then I Got Stabbed in the Face by a Serial Killer - 146
  Thanks for the Zombies, Jesus - 164Jesus
  Making Friends with Girls - 169
  I am the Wizard of Oz of Housewives (In That I Am Both "Great and Terrible" and Because I Sometimes Hide Behind Curtains - 191Curtains
  The Psychopath on the Other Side of the Bathroom Door - 201Door
  An Open Letter to My Husband, Who Is Asleep in the Next Room - 209Room
  Just to Clarify: We Don't Sleep with Goats - 212Goats
  Stabbed by a Chicken - 238
  Honestly, I Don't Even Know Where I Got That Machete: A Comic Tragedy in Three Parts Days - 247Days
  I'm Going to Need an Old Priest and a Young Priest - 258
  And That's Why You Should Learn to Pick Your Battles - 277
  Hairless Rats: Free for Kids Only- 282Only
  And Then I Snuck a Dead Cuban Alligator on an Airplane - 287
  You Can't Go Home Again (Unless You Want to Get Mauled by Wild Dogs) 297Dogs)
  Epilogue - 307
  The End (Sort Of) - 309
  True Facts - 315
  Acknowledgements - 317Acknowledgements

Shannon T edited the table of contents of Let's Pretend This Never Happened Saturday, June 23, 2012.

• Introduction - 1
  I Was a Three-Year-Old Arsonist - 3
  My Childhood: David Copperfield Meets Guns & Ammo Magazine - 9
  Stanley, the Magical Talking Squirrel - 22
  Don't Tell Your Parents - 30
  Jenkins, You Motherfucker - 37
  If You Need an Arm Condom, It Might Be Time to Reevaluate Some of Your Life Choices - 46
  Draw Me a Fucking Dog - 58
  And That's Why Neil Patrick Harris Would Be the Most Successful Mass Murderer Ever - 70
  No One Ever Taught Me Couch Etiquette - 79
  Just Your Average Engagement Story - 83
  It Wasn't Stew - 88
  Married on the Fourth of July - 95
  There's No Place Like Home - 100
  A Series of Helpful Post-It Notes I Left Around the House for My Husband This Week - 105
  The Dark and Disturbing Secrets HR Doesn't Want You to Know - 111
  Iv You See My Liver, You've Gone Too Far - 125
  My Vagina is Fine. Thanks for Asking - 134
  Phone Conversations I Had with My Husband After I Got Lost for the Eighty Thousandth Time - 140
  And Then I Got Stabbed in the Face by a Serial Killer - 146
  Thanks for the Zombies, Jesus - 164
  Making Friends with Girls - 169
  I am the Wizard of Oz of Housewives (In That I Am Both "Great and Terrible" and Because I Sometimes Hide Behind Curtains - 191
  The Psychopath on the Other Side of the Bathroom Door - 201
  An Open Letter to My Husband, Who Is Asleep in the Next Room - 209
  Just to Clarify: We Don't Sleep with Goats - 212
  Stabbed by a Chicken - 238
  Honestly, I Don't Even Know Where I Got That Machete: A Comic Tragedy in Three Parts Days - 247
  I'm Going to Need an Old Priest and a Young Priest - 258
  And That's Why You Should Learn to Pick Your Battles - 277
  Hairless Rats: Free for Kids Only- 282
  And Then I Snuck a Dead Cuban Alligator on an Airplane - 287
  You Can't Go Home Again (Unless You Want to Get Mauled by Wild Dogs) 297
  Epilogue - 307
  The End (Sort Of) - 309
  True Facts - 315
  Acknowledgements - 317