Rhodes Scholar Gloria Zimmerman has come to Oxford University to study feminist poetry. Yet the rigors of academia pale in comparison to her untreated Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, fueled by her overachieving parents and manifested in a deathly aversion to germs and human contact. Her... read more
“Gloria watched the swollen white orb of a hot-air balloon rising over Navy Pier and knew she had to break it off with Oliver, for he was the type who would never enjoy hot-air balloons, Van Morrison songs, or mess, whether from orgasm or otherwise. But who was she to be dreaming about mess today?”Narrator
“You wouldn't be alone, Henry. You have Van Morrison and me."”Gloria
“I am exploring a variant on the Sylvia Plath Effect - the realationship between crativity and mental illness. I am examining a recent variant in the literature about destructive parenting. Specifically, I am discussing how a parent's derision can undermine one's accomplishments and sense of equanimity. But there is probably no need for me to go into great detail, Professor Young. You are undoubtedly an expert.”Gloria
Part One: August...To Pee or Not to Pee 1
Part Two: September...Dead Women Poets 72
Part Three: October...Oxford Messed Up 115
Part Four: November...Real Real Gone 167
Part Five: December...Hanukkah Miracles 217
Part Six: Christmas...Gloria in Excelsis Deo 261
Part Seven: New Year's Eve...Lovely Germs 309
Epilogue: Another August...Brand New Day 319
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