According to science fiction writer, Kilgore Trout, a global timequake will occur in New York City on February 13th, 2001, where the Earth decides to back up a decade to 1991, making everyone in the world endure ten years of deja-vu and a total loss of free will.
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On February 13th, 2001, according to Vonnegut, the universe will tire momentarily of expanding forever. What's the point? Maybe it would be more fun to shrink for a change, and have a reunion of all the stuff back where it began. Then it could make a great big BANG...
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“…The Universe suffered a crisis in self-confidence. Should it go on expanding indefinitely? What was the point?”
“We are here to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is.”Quote from son Mark Vonnegut, pediatrician and watercolorist and sax player…
“I would never allow myself to be funny at the cost of making somebody else feel like something the cat drug in.”
“I’m wild again, beguiled again, a whimpering, simpering child again. Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I.”
“Physicists must, from now on, when pondering the secrets of the Cosmos, factor in not only energy and matter and time, but something very new and beautiful, which is human awareness.”
“Nothing wrecks any kind of love more effectively than the discovery that your previously acceptable behavior has become ridiculous.”Highlighted by 22 Kindle customers
Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different!Highlighted by 20 Kindle customers
The German philosopher Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, who had syphilis, said that only a person of deep faith could afford the luxury of religious skepticism. Humanists, by and large educated, comfortably middle-class persons with rewarding lives like mine, find rapture enough in secular knowledge and hope. Most people can’t.Highlighted by 20 Kindle customers
They say the first thing to go when you’re old is your legs or your eyesight. It isn’t true. The first thing to go is parallel parking.Highlighted by 20 Kindle customers
“Science never cheered up anyone. The truth about the human situation is just too awful.”Highlighted by 19 Kindle customers
I define a saint as a person who behaves decently in an indecent society.Highlighted by 19 Kindle customers
“We are here to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is.”Highlighted by 16 Kindle customers
“If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don’t have nerve enough to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts.”Highlighted by 16 Kindle customers
I do not propose to discuss my love life. I will say that I still can’t get over how women are shaped, and that I will go to my grave wanting to pet their butts and boobs. I will say, too, that lovemaking, if sincere, is one of the best ideas Satan put in the apple she gave to the serpent to give to Eve. The best idea in that apple, though, is making jazz.Highlighted by 13 Kindle customers
“There is no way a beautiful woman can live up to what she looks like for any appreciable length of time.” The moral at the end of that story is this: “Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.”Highlighted by 10 Kindle customers
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