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Honey Santana—impassioned, willful, possibly bipolar, self-proclaimed “queen of lost causes”—has a scheme to help rid the world of irresponsibility, indifference, and dinnertime sales calls. She’s taking rude, gullible Relentless, Inc., telemarketer Boyd Shreave and his less-than-enthusiastic... read more

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  • Honey Santana: A smart, compassionate, bipolar single mother of one, divorced, who tries to right every wrong she sees.
  • Fry: Honey Santana's precocious twelve year old who has to look out for his mother.
  • Perry Skinner: Honey's ex-husband- who still loves her and goes to extreme measures to protect her/ Fry's ex-father
  • Sammy Tigertail: A half-Seminole, half-white alligator wrestler troubled by the ghost of a tourist he secretly disposed of and a love struck co-ed who wants to be his hostage.
  • Boyd Shreave: A whiny, indoorsy telemarketer who looks out only for himself.
  • Eugenie: Boyd Shreave's beautiful mistress who is trying to put a sex scandal behind her.
  • Piejack: Honey Santana's touchy feely boss, who still hasn't learned his lesson even after losing some fingers.
  • Gillian: Sammy's "hostage"
  • Mr. Dealey: P.I.
  • Wilson: unfortunate tourist
  • Lester: The name Gillian calls Mr. Dealy when captore by Sammy Tigertail.
  • Lily Shreave: Boyd's rich wife
  • Brother Manuel: cult leader
  • Sacco: Add a description of this character.
  • Gibson: It's a guitar carried by Sammy Tigertail and palyed by Gillian
  • Ethan: Gillian's boyfriend
  • Mrs. Bonneville: Van Bonnerville's deceased wife killed by him
  • Cindy: Sammy Tigertail's ex girlfriend.
  • Lee: Sammy Tigertail's cousin
  • Della
  • Wiley
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First Sentence edit see section history

On the second day of January, windswept and bright, a half-blood Seminole named Sammy tigertail dumped a dead body in the Louisiana River.

Authors & Contributors edit see section history

  1. Carl Hiaasen (Author)

First Edition edit see section history

Original Language: English
Publisher: Knopf
Country: United States
Publication Date: November 14, 2006
ISBN: 9780307262998
Page Count: 320

Classification edit see section history

  • Library of Congress: CPB Box no. 2834 vol. 9
  • Dewey: 813.54

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