This story describes the drama that occurs when a father tells his son, Chris, that babies grow out of cabbages. Unfortunately, Chris then finds a baby in a cabbage patch and becomes an instant father.
'You can't have a party without music,' said Dad. 'You can't have a fire without smoke,' said Whacka. It went from bad to worse after that. A barbecue from hell. Spuds on the roof. A visit from the police. It was war, a fight to the finish...
The night was suddenly filled with a new sound. Green bottoms began to blurp & blarp all over the place. Horrible wet noises came from every nappy. One green nappy is gross. But fifty is really foul. Poor Chris has his hands full this time.
Paul Jennings outdoes himself in this short, hilarious addition to the Cabbage Patch series. Poor Chris never finds privacy in his large family. He can't even relieve himself in peace. Sometimes he sneaks out into the garden to have a solitary...
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