“I really hope to God Dick T. Gear is Richard Gere's pseudonym. I didn't even want to buy this, but with Amazon's one-click policy - Whoops! I figured, if I bought it, I might as well read it.
So Tucker Max finally goes to hell and gets not beer, but a big black dildo shoved up his posterior for three months. I seriously laughed so hard (out loud) while reading this collection of po-mo porn. They remind me of a Johnny Ryan cartoon without the pictures. The dialogue is what sends waves of hilarity out of my mouth as it's so natural and jackassed. I, sadly, know people who speak to each other like this daily, and I fear I may be one of them.
For all of you jackbooted grammar-fascists, this work will make you cringe. Dick couldn't write his name on a sack lunch, but I don't really care. It wouldn't work if he could. Slick and cheap, and mostly, sureally real, Gear proves that proper grammar is not good reading. Well, not if you are writing about Milf hunters, chubby chasers, wife swappers and Granny Gorno.
I'm disappointed to see that there is nothing else by this guy out there, but he's probably in an insane asylum writing his next work on the walls of his padded cell in crayon. A jumbo pink one. ”