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Stories for Demented Children: Book 2
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Description edit
This is a SHORT STORY about 22 pages long Zachary is the personal zombie of Gert the Wicked Witch. She sent him to fetch newts from the forest. Along the way, he finds a lost boy named Tobias who had been following an emo bunny in the hopes of holding it and making it feel better. When the... read more
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Characters edit
- Tobias: Boy who likes to chase emo bunnies
- Zachary Zombie: Zombie who is supposed to be looking for newts
- Gert the Wicked Witch: Witch who needs newts
- Anise: Innkeeper's daughter who wants a prince to marry her.
Quotes edit
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“"Brainsss?"”
Zachary Zombie -
““You talk funny, kind of mushy like your face."”
Tobias -
““Oww! He’s biting my head! He’s biting my head! Make him stop! Aaaggghhhh!””
Cook -
““Zachary! No! Stop biting his head!””
Tobias
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He always wanted an emo bunny. They were soft, cuddly and always needed extra hugs because they were so sad.
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Sometime later, he came to a small babbling brook. It was babbling about a skunk that had made it stink for a little while and about a log that jammed upstream.
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First Sentence edit
Tobias was determined to catch the emo bunny.
Series & Lists edit
This is book 2 of 7 in Stories for Demented Children. (standard series)
Preceded by The Emo Bunny That Should, and followed by Drippy the Peg Legged Rainbow.
Authors & Contributors edit
- John H. Carroll (Author)
First Edition edit
Original Language: English
Publisher: John H. Carroll
Country: USA
Publication Date: May 6, 2011
ISBN: Add the ISBN.
Page Count: 22
Publisher: John H. Carroll
Country: USA
Publication Date: May 6, 2011
ISBN: Add the ISBN.
Page Count: 22
Notes for Parents edit
Reading Level: Young AdultsWhile this says it is a book for Demented Children, it is not really right for young children. It has zombies, death, undeath, emo bunnies and frying pans in it. We all know how dangerous frying pans are to children. Seriously, it could give young children nightmares.
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