Undead and Undermined (2011) (edit title/settings)

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• Elizabeth Betsy Taylor: The main character. Queen of the Vampires, antichrist's half sister.
• Eric Sinclair: King of the Vampires. Betsy's overprotective husband.
• Tina: Sinclair's right hand and best friend.
• Jessica Watkins: Besty's best friend, pregnant.
• Marc Spangler: Betsy's friend. Lives in the mansion, works as a physician. Always tries to take Betsy's vitals.
• Laura Goodman: Betsy's half-sister, the daughter of the devil.
• Nicholas (Nick/Dick) J. Berry: alternate timeline of Nick, protective of Jessica, and brave

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• “I was right all along: 99.5% of the human race is comprised by idiots, and the other 0.5% by morons.”

  Graham Benton

• “Sinclair, who until now had merely tolerated the infant, instantly became besotted (“That’s my son, you know.”) and began plotting—uh, thinking—about the child’s education and other necessities.”

  Elizabeth Betsy Taylor

• “My life passed before my eyes, and you were in a horrible amount of it.”

  Antonia (the Ant)

• “Nuh-uh! It’s a biological imperative. It’s gonna happen. You won’t have any choice. You’ll have to love it. And feed and house it, and open a college fund for it, and take tons of pictures of it to bore other people with, and put it on the phone before it can even talk, which we’ll all hate but pretend we don’t . . . it’s all this huge biological rule you’ll have to follow.”

  Elizabeth Betsy Taylor

• “The doorway actually splintered . . . Sinclair had been in a hurry. He didn’t pause for a dramatic kick, he didn’t sock his shoulder against it like they sometimes do in movies, he just crashed through it.”

  Elizabeth Betsy Taylor

• “Something mundane like checking on my mom was comforting, even though I was checking on her to make sure the Antichrist hadn’t kidnapped her and my brother, or stabbed them with her Hellfire sword, or read Bible passages to them, or cajoled them into spending Thanksgiving Day working in a soup kitchen.”

  Elizabeth Betsy Taylor

• “This is it. I’m about to be murdered and killed, which after meeting Clive I almost welcome. The regrets are eating me alive! I never texted Sinclair that I loved him; I only texted him I was on the way home. My texts are brutal; they’re an emotional Arctic Ocean. Lord, please eventually let him findlove again with a woman who isn’t as hot as me.”

  Elizabeth Betsy Taylor

• “You’ve never been nearly as funny as you imagined.”

  Antonia (the Ant) to Betsy

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Setting & Locations edit see section history

• Minnesota
• Hell

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Series & Lists edit see section history

Preceded by Undead and Unfinished, and followed by Undead and Unstable.

Authors & Contributors edit see section history

1. MaryJanice Davidson (Author)

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Classification edit see section history

• Library of Congress: PS3604.A949 U52527 2011
• Dewey: 813.6

Notes for Parents edit see section history

Some sexually explicit material, profanity

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• Books › Literature & Fiction › Authors, A-Z › ( D )

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