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He's Just Not That Into You
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He's Just Not That Into You (2004) (edit title/settings)

The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

by Greg Behrendt (Author), Liz Tuccillo (edit contributors)

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He says: Oh sure, they say they're busy. They say that they didn't have even a moment in their insanely busy day to pick up the phone. It was just that crazy. All lies. With the advent of cell phones and speed dialing, it is almost impossible not to call you. Sometimes I call people from... read more

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This book is intended to help women realize how men really feel about them, and how to avoid cheaters, liars, and dirt bags. Also, to answer questions such as why hasn't a guy called me after our date? Why is she avoiding me after several dates? and many more.

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  • “"If a guy isn't calling you, he's just not that into you."”
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  • Meeting someone you like and dating him is supposed to make you feel better, not worse.
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  • A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves.
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  • Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.
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  • no more murky, no more gray, no more unidentified, and no more undeclared. And if at all possible, try to know someone as best you can before you get naked with them.
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  • If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do the same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing you.
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  • The word “busy” is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.
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  • If he’s choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a reccurring fight, then he doesn’t respect your feelings and needs.
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  • Pets are God’s way of saying, “Don’t lower the bar because you’re lonely.”
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  • When it comes to men, deal with us as we are, not how you’d like us to be.”
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  • “Busy” is another word for “asshole.” “Asshole” is another word for the guy you’re dating. You deserve a fucking phone call.
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First Sentence edit see section history

If a (sane) guy really likes you, there ain't nothing that's going to get in his way.

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Acknowledgments
Introduction to Greg
You Are All Dating the Same Guy
1. he's just not that into you if he's not asking you out: Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out
2. he's
just not that into you if he's not calling you: Men know how to use the phone
3. he's just not that into you if he's not dating you: "Hanging out" is not dating
4. he's just not that into you if he's not having sex with you: When men like you, then want to touch you, always
5. he's just not that into you if he's having sex with someone else: There's never going to be a good excuse for cheating
6. he's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk: If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired
7. he's just not that into you if he doesn't want to marry you: Love cures commitment-phobia
8. he's just not that into you if he's breaking up with you: "I don't want to go out with you" means just that
9. he's just not that into you if he's disappeared on you: Sometimes you have to get closure all by yourself
10. he's just not that into you if he's married (and other insane variations of being unavailable): If you're not able to love freely, it's not really love
11. he's just not that into you if he's a selfish jerk, a bully, or a really big freak: If you really love someone, you want to do things to make that person happy
12. don't listen to these stories
13. now what do you do?
Glossary
14. q&a with greg
15. closing remarks from greg: Don't waste the pretty
16. closing remarks from liz: Greg can be really annoying
17. life after he's just not that into you: From Liz
18. frequently asked questions

Authors & Contributors edit see section history

  1. Greg Behrendt (Author)
  2. Liz Tuccillo

First Edition edit see section history

Original Language: English
Publisher: Simon Spotlight Entertainment
Country: USA
Publication Date: 2004
ISBN: 068987474X
Page Count: 176

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Reading Level: Adults

Possibly young adult, but it does deal with serious relationships and sex.

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