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He says: Oh sure, they say they're busy. They say that they didn't have even a moment in their insanely busy day to pick up the phone. It was just that crazy. All lies. With the advent of cell phones and speed dialing, it is almost impossible not to call you. Sometimes I call people from... read more
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First Sentence
Many women have said to me, "Greg, men run the world."
Table of Contents
Acknowledgments
Introduction to Greg
You Are All Dating the Same Guy
1. he's just not that into you if he's not asking you out: Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out
2. he's
just not that into you if he's not calling you: Men know how to use the phone
3. he's just not that into you if he's not dating you: "Hanging out" is not dating
4. he's just not that into you if he's not having sex with you: When men like you, then want to touch you, always
5. he's just not that into you if he's having sex with someone else: There's never going to be a good excuse for cheating
6. he's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk: If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired
7. he's just not that into you if he doesn't want to marry you: Love cures commitment-phobia
8. he's just not that into you if he's breaking up with you: "I don't want to go out with you" means just that
9. he's just not that into you if he's disappeared on you: Sometimes you have to get closure all by yourself
10. he's just not that into you if he's married (and other insane variations of being unavailable): If you're not able to love freely, it's not really love
11. he's just not that into you if he's a selfish jerk, a bully, or a really big freak: If you really love someone, you want to do things to make that person happy
12. don't listen to these stories
13. now what do you do?
Glossary
14. q&a with greg
15. closing remarks from greg: Don't waste the pretty
16. closing remarks from liz: Greg can be really annoying
17. life after he's just not that into you: From Liz
18. frequently asked questions
Authors & Contributors
- Greg Behrendt (Author)
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