The vampires of Asheville, North Carolina, want to establish their own clan, but since they owe loyalty to the Master Vampire of New Orleans they must work out the terms with him. To come up with an equitable solution, he sends an envoy with the best bodyguard blood money can buy: Jane... read more
Chapter One Lots of Things That Go Boom and Kill Bad Guys
Chapter Two Vamp-fang and Werewolf-bite Scars
Chapter Three You Fight Dirty
Chapter Four If the Vamp-Poo Became Airborne
Chapter Five Two Cups and You’re Done
Chapter Six Leo Pellissier’s Right-Hand Meal
Chapter Seven Vigilante Law’s Got No Place in My County
Chapter Eight You Chasing the Big Doggies?
Chapter Nine Wrong Century, White Boy
Chapter Ten I Sleep With Vamps for a Living
Chapter Eleven Streams Talking Softly in Mountain-Water Tongue
Chapter Twelve Who? Bit? You?
Chapter Thirteen Tag Team Sex? That’s the Best You Could Come Up With?
Chapter Fourteen You’ll be True-Dead.
Chapter Fifteen Be Polite to the Nice Pussycat
Chapter Sixteen Is This a Proposal or Something?
Chapter Seventeen And if the Fangheads Kill Them?
Chapter Eighteen Molly Can Kill Cow?
Chapter Nineteen Want to Play?
Chapter Twenty Get Your Own Damn Shoes
Chapter Twenty-one Things Had Just FUBARed
Chapter Twenty-two You Are Dead Meat
Chapter Twenty-three Bloody, Damaged Jeans and Nefarious Intentions
Chapter Twenty-four Eat Humans When They Go to the Dark Side
Chapter Twenty-five If He Moves, You Can Eat Him
Chapter Twenty-six Sharing the Moon-Call
Chapter Twenty-seven Threw Her Over the Railing
Chapter Twenty-eight I Was So Going to Hell
Chapter Twenty-nine Butchery Disguised as Surgery
Chapter Thirty The Blood-Diamond
Chapter Thirty-one A Marriage Ceremony with a Death Sentence at the End
Chapter Thirty-two Double-Dead Bodies
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