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Heronberg: Home to supernatural creatures, evil corporations, and a dangerously indifferent populous. When the brand-new supermarket gets up and starts walking around, the resident mad scientist must team up with a secretary and a physics-defying ball of insanity to fight self-aware shopping... read more

Characters/People edit see section history

  • Cecil Roud: Heronberg's resident mad scientist.
  • Bobo: A chaotic, unpredictable little creature that causes nothing but trouble.
  • Paula Cerulean: Heronberg's newest resident, she is a bit confused.
  • Scott: A lowly grocery worker.
  • Mayor Mr. Socky: The head of Heronberg. Might be a puppet leader.
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It was early morning on a day of soft sunshine and birdsong; the alarm clock let out a soft whirr, and then screamed, “YOU ARE NOW AWARE THAT YOUR TONGUE CAN’T GET COMFORTABLE IN YOUR MOUTH.”

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This is book 1 of 1 in Gear Saints. (standard series)

Notes for Parents edit see section history

Reading Level: Young Adults

Clean of profanity, light violence, no nudity/sexual content.


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