In the beginning of the book, Maxwell "Max" Kane is a boy with extremely low self-esteem. He lives with his grandparents Grim and Gram. Max thinks of himself as a stupid pie eating fool and is in learning disabled classes, and people are afraid of him because he looks like his father, Kenny... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“Nothing is a drag kid, think about it.”Loretta Lee
“‘Guess what I got for Christmas, Mr. Kane? Guess right, because your life depends on it.’Killer Kane doesn’t say anything, he’s just reaching out real slow because he knows that Freak can’t get away.‘This squirt gun,’ Freak says. ‘And a chemistry set. That’s what I got for Christmas.’ ... ‘Sulfuric acid,’ Freak says, raising up the gun and sighting along the barrel. ‘Good old reliable H2SO4, an oily, colorless, corrosive liquid used in dyes, paints, explosives and many chemical experiments.’Killer Kane says, ‘You’re lying, kid, you can’t fool me.’That’s when Freak squeezes the trigger and sprays him right in the eyes. ...‘It worked! He fell for it! Soap and vinegar and curry powder!’”Max (narrator)
“From Kevin's dictionary:BOOK, a four-letter word for truth serum; HIEROGLYPICS, Max’s handwriting; LIBRARY, where they keep the truth serum, and the magic carpets; LIFTOFF, what happens when you open a book; TIME MACHINE, your imagination; WRITING, talking on paper.”
“"Nicotine is a toxic waste of time."”Freak
“"If we were lucky, we got an apple core,"he says," or a few orange rinds." "Now Arthur," Gram says." You never got a lump of coal in your life." "You're right. We never even got a lump of coal, can you imagine? My father couldn't afford coal, so he'd write the word 'coal' on a piece of paper and put it in our stockings and we'd pretend it was a lump of coal, that's how poor we were." "The fair Gwen is laughing to herself and shaking her head. Gram says," How can you tell such lies on Christmas Eve?" "I'm telling takes, my dear, not lies. Lies are mean things, and tales are meant to entertain."”Gram, Grim
1. The Unvanquished Truth
2. Up from the Down Under
3. American Flyer
4. What Frightened the Fair Gwen
5. Spitting Image
6. Close Encounter of the Turd Kind
7. Walking High Above the World
8. Dinosaur Brain
9. Life is Dangerous
10. Rats or Worse
11. The Damsel of Distress
12. Killer Kane, Killer Kane, Had a Kid Who Got No Brain
13. American Chop Suey
14. Cross My Heart and Hope to Die
15. What Came Down the Chimney
16. A Chip off the Old Block
17. By All That's Holy
18. Never Trust a Cripple
19. Into the Black Down Under
20. Freak the Mighty Strikes Again
21. The Accident of Nature
22. Remembering is Just an Invention of the Mind
23. The Empty Book
24. The Return of Kicker
25. What Loretta Said
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