The historic hotel in BoonsBoro has endured war and peace, changing hands, even rumored hauntings. Now it's getting a major facelift from the Montgomery brothers and their eccentric mother. As the architect of the family, Beckett's social life consists mostly of talking shop over pizza and... read more
Montgomery brothers are restoring the BoonsBoro Inn. Tells the story of Beckett, the youngest brother and his high school crush, Clare.
“See what happens when you get hooked up?” Ryder shook his head, sadly. “No more time for pizza and beer with your brothers.” “Beck’s a family man now,” Owen said soberly. “You’d better start thinking about beefing up your retirement plan and life insurance.” “Kiss my ass. And I’m not a—”“No more poker tournaments, no more partying.” Ryder gave Beckett a sympathetic rap on the shoulder. “And you can forget the tittie bars, man. It’s all about saving for that vacation at Disney World now. Poor bastard. Come on, Owen, we’ll eat and drink his share.” “His oats.” Owen sighed as he walked out. “They have all been sowed.”Ryder and Owen to Beckett
“"What the hell do you want?" "Good morning to you, too. I'm walking out of Sheetz, with coffee and donuts. They've got a new clerk on the morning shift. She's pretty hot." "I'll kill you with a hammer."”Beckett and Owen
“"Didn't you read the text I sent you?" "Which one? I'm gone two days and you sent me a million freaking texts."”Owen and Beckett
“"Some days I feel like the ringmaster in a three-ring circus inhabited by demons."”Clare to Beckett
“"When you know the answer, it's not being hardheaded. It's just being right."”Beckett to Clare
“"You're the woman in my life. Another thing about me and my brothers? We look after the women in our lives. We don't know any other way."”Beckett to Clare
“"I don't know how you guys missed the memo, but it doesn't mean dick when a woman's wrong."”Ryder to Beckett and Owen
“"Men. You're all just boys in bigger packages."”Clare to Beckett
“"Who the hell are you supposed to be?" Ryder demanded.Beckett dipped his chin, checked Owen's work. "I'm Carpenter X. Faster than a skill saw, more powerful than a nail gun. I fight for truth, justice, and plumb corners."”Ryder and Beckett
Chapters 1 - 20
Followed by The Last Boyfriend.
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