Wilde was both a glittering wordsmith and a social outsider. His drama emerges out of these two perhaps contradictory identities, combining epigrammatic brilliance and shrewd social observation. Includes "Lady Windermere's Fan", "Salome", "A Woman of No Importance", "An Ideal Husband", "A... read more
Jack Worthing, the play’s protagonist, is a pillar of the community in Hertfordshire, where he is guardian to Cecily Cardew, the pretty, eighteen-year-old granddaughter of the late Thomas Cardew, who found and adopted Jack when he was a baby. In Hertfordshire, Jack has responsibilities: he is... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“The truth is rarely pure and never simple. Modern life would be very tedious if it were either, and modern literature a complete impossibility.”Algernon Moncrieff
“To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.”Lady Bracknell
“If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by always being immensely over-educated.”Algernon Moncrieff
“Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One must eat muffins quite calmly, it is the only way to eat them.”Algernon Moncrieff
“Never speak disrespectfully of Society, Algernon. Only people who can’t get into it do that.”Lady Bracknell
“Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.”Lady Bracknell
“All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.”Algernon Moncrieff
“To speak frankly, I am not in favour of long engagements. They give people the opportunity of finding out each other’s character before marriage, which I think is never advisable.”Lady Bracknell
“Indeed, no woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating...”Lady Bracknell
“Two weak points of our age are its want of principles and its want of profile.”Lady Bracknell
“Algernon is an extremely, I may say an ostentatiously, eligible young man. He has nothing, but looks everything. What more one can desire.”Lady Bracknell
“I never go without dinner. No one ever does, except vegetarians and people like that.”Algernon Moncrieff
“Well, one must be serious about something, if one wants to have any amusement in life.”Algernon Moncrieff
“When I am in trouble eating is the only thing that consoles me.”Algernon Moncrieff
“It is very vulger to talk about one's business. Only people like stock brokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties.”Algernon Moncrieff
“...by persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.”Miss Prism
“I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy.”Cecily
“The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to someone else, if she is plain.”Algernon Moncrieff
“...the truth isn't quite sort of thing one tells to a nice, sweet, refined girl.”Jack
“I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays. You can't go anywhere without meeting clever people. The thing has become an absolute public nuisance. I wish to goodvess we had a few fools left”Jack
“Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die.”Algernon Moncrieff
“I hate people who are not serious about their meals. It is so shallow of them.”Algernon Moncrieff
“I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ognorance is like a delicate fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate education produces no effect whatsoever.”Lady Bracknell
“...if one plays good music, people don't listen, and if one plays bad music people don't talk.”Algernon Moncrieff
“Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to be encouraged in others.”Lady Bracknell
“...in married life three is company two is none.”Algernon Moncrieff
“The amount of women in London who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous. It looks so bad. It is simply washing one's clean linen in public.”Algernon Moncrieff
“Literary criticism is not your forte, my dear fellow. Don't try it. You should leave that to people who haven't been at a University. They do it so well in the daily papers.”Algernon Moncrieff
“More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read”Algernon Moncrieff
“...girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it is right”Algernon Moncrieff
“Divorces are made in Heaven.”Algernon Moncrieff
“It is very romantic to be in love. But there is nothing romantic about a definite proposal. .... The very essence of romance is uncertainty.”Algernon Moncrieff
“...if the lower orders don't set us a good example, what on earth is the use of them? They seem, as a class, to have absolutely no sense of moral responsibility”Algernon Moncrieff
“Ms Prism: Memory, my dear Cecily, is the diary that we all carry about with us.Cecily: Yes, but it usually chronicles the things that have never happened, and couldn’t possibly have happened.”
“There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.”
Three acts, each in two parts
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