Mr. and Mrs. Twit are two ugly, smelly, nasty, stupid people who spend their lives playing nasty tricks on each other. They also enjoy being cruel to animals, which they do by luring birds to glue-smothered trees so they can be baked into bird pie, and tormenting their pet monkeys, Muggle-Wump... read more
This is the story of the Twits, Mr. and Mrs., who are cruel, grouchy and miserable. Their cruelty eventually turns them against each other and has some interesting-and somewhat comical-results.
“Now when something is growing very very slowly, it is almost impossible to notice it happening. You yourself, for example, are actually growing taller every day that goes by, but you wouldn't think it, would you?”
Hairy Faces
Mr. Twit
Dirty Beards
Mrs. Twit
The Glass Eye
The Frog
The Wormy Spaghetti
The Funny Walking Stick
Mrs. Twit Has the Shrinks
Mrs. Twit Gets a Stretching
Mrs. Twit Goes Ballooning Up
Mrs. Twit Goes Ballooning Down
Mr. Twit Gets a Horrid Shock
The House, the Tree, & the Monkey Cage
Hugtight Sticky Glue
Four Sticky Little Boys
The Great Upside-Down Monkey Cicus
The Roly-Poly Bird to the Rescue
No Bird Pie for Mr. Twit
Still No Bird Pie for Mr. Twit
Mr. & Mrs. Twit Go Off to Buy Guns
Muggle-Wump Has an Idea
The Great Glue Painting Begins
The Carpet Goes on the Cieling
The Furniture Goes Up
The Ravens Swoop Over
The Twits Are Turned Upside Down
The Monkeys Escape
The Twits Get the Shrinks
Preceded by Double Act, and followed by I Capture the Castle.
Followed by Burglar Bill.
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