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Summary edit
Laugh and gasp at this hilarious collection of odd behaviors about food, money, sports, bathroom, clothing, sleep, germs & more. People do the darndest things!
Quotes edit
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“Whenever I eat small pieces of candy or food, like M&M’s or peanuts, I split it up evenly inside my mouth so each side of my mouth gets an equal amount. For example, if I have three Skittles, I’ll put one on one side, one on the other side and split the third one in half so there’s one and one half Skittles ACCOUNTANT, MALE, 22”
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“I buy things in even amounts. I’ll buy $10.00 worth of gas as opposed to five gallons which may come to $8.95. When I buy clothes, I’ll buy a $250 suit rather than one for $199 even if I like the uneven, lower-priced one better. In a bakery, if an item is $1.00 per pound, I’ll buy it no matter what it is instead of something that may be $1.79 per pound.VICE PRESIDENT, TELEVISION NETWORK, MALE, 30”
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“It always seemed to me that seeing one little toothbrush in a holder for six looked very sad so I fill it all up with toothbrushes. I have two bathrooms so I have ten or twelve toothbrushes—in all different colors. I always use the same one, the rest of them just sit there.PRESIDENT, AD AGENCY, MALE 35”
First Sentence edit
So, all these years you were ashamed of yourself for kissing your socks goodnight. Nonsense.
Table of Contents edit
Introduction
Pot-pourri
Funny Money
Out to Lunch
Bedtime Stories Your Haven't Heard Before
Clothes Encounters of the Strange Kind
Sportsmania
The Howard Hughes Syndrome
Now I've Heard Everything!
Authors & Contributors edit
- Judy Reiser (Author)
First Edition edit
Original Language: English
Publisher: Simon & Schuster and Katalin Media
Country: USA
Publication Date: 2001
ISBN: 0-9707619-0-2
Page Count: 176
Publisher: Simon & Schuster and Katalin Media
Country: USA
Publication Date: 2001
ISBN: 0-9707619-0-2
Page Count: 176
Classification edit
- Library of Congress: 00-93660
- Dewey: 031.02
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