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The Amish have a casino on the Las Vegas Strip (no electricity, of course); the Mormon Underground rescues people from the clutches of the federal government; the Pentecostals have joined the Aryan Nation (“they were the only church that had guns”). The United States has devolved into a feudal... read more
“Instantly I see how wrong I was in the moments I doubted you, and in the moments I relied on you, I see your reservoirs of strength were infinitely more deep. As you brush the hair from your eyes I see the fingers I longed to kiss, the cheeks I longed to caress, the lips I longed to press to mine. Your eyes suffuse with water, and so do mine. How could it be the end of the world if such love survives? Men have empires; nations have tyrants; the earth has pestilence and disasters. These are vapors to us. We have but one thing, and it lasts forever. Praise God.”Bryan
Chapter 1: A Day in Las Vegas
Chapter 2: What Not to Say, and When Not to Say It
Chapter 3: Never Be Too Far From a Beautiful Woman
Chapter 4: Shirts and Skins
Chapter 5: If It Only Has One String, It’s Probably Not a Musical Instrument
Chapter 6: How to Cheer Up a Nihilist
Chapter 7: Bomb Crazy
Chapter 8: Proving I Love Her by How Many Women I Resist
Chapter 9: Knowing Where You Want to Be, During an Apocalypse
Chapter 10: A Day Only Poe Could Pen
Chapter 11: A Shower Doesn’t Clean Everything
Chapter 12: The Irresistible Demise
Chapter 13: The End of the World
Appendix
List the books that contain additional information about this book.
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