House of Holes: A Book of Raunch (2011) (edit title/settings)

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• Shandee: Finder of Dave's arm at a granite quarry; now looking for the rest of Dave.
• Dave's arm: A friendly animated half-Italian, half-Welch arm
• Dave: Trades his left arm for a larger penis and later"loses his head."
• Ned: Entered the House of Holes by being sucked down the seventh green golf hole
• Luna: Meets a man made up of light bulbs in a tanning salon and later makes love with a pearwood tree.
• Lila: Former hospital administrator and current director of House of Holes.
• Pendle: A man who was sucked down a black circle found in an job announcement recruiting for an interviewer of individual's sexual experiences.
• Zilka: Employee of House of Holes' Intake and Interview section.
• Cardell: An employee of a small city's planning office looking for a nice, smart, sexy woman who assists a young woman in mustard-colored stockings to lay a silver egg. He enters the House of Holes through the rear of a commercial dryer and gel pen.
• Koizumi: Japanese sculpture of women in wood. Each one has a hole drilled in their bottom which can serve as a doorway into the House of Holes.
• Marcela: Art critic who enjoys Magic Kentucky Lime squeezed on her bottom.
• Rhumpa: A woman enters the Hose of Holes through a pepper grinder who dances solo in a porn video.
• Wade: A man who seeks help from the House of Holes on how to be friendly to a woman however must work as a sludge truck driver to pay his fees. Sludge trucks transports pornsludge.
• Crackers: House of Holes employee who entices men with her marvelous smile and lap dances.
• Jessica: A woman who walks around wearing few clothes who has her tattoos removed at the House of Holes in order to work as a photographer's model.
• Hax: House of Holes employee who resembles the singer Bobby McFerrin who can remove tattoos by taking them onto his body.
• Henriette: A woman who seeks the House of Holes assistance in regaining the sensitivity she has loss because of an overuse of a vibrator.
• Daggett: House of Holes employee and Deprivo
• Dennis: A traveling teacher who fell into one of his student's purses.
• Miindy: A filmmaker who shrank who find herself at the House of Holes stuck in Dennis' penis.
• Polly: Woman who is transported with her estranged boyfriend to the House of Holes and visits the Hall of Penises.
• Chilli: A young woman who catches Dave pleasuring himself in a field near the House of Holes.
• Betsy: A woman that Cardell met on the beach who she brought back to her condo for a Snapple and a sexual adventure.
• Jason: A reclusive man who lives in Jason's Woods who carves wooden bowls and sexual toys from the pearwood trees.
• Mr. Borodin: Add a description of this character.
• Mr. Rimsky-Korsakov

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• Deprivos: Men at House of Holes who are unable look at a woman's bare breast because the penalty is to have their testicles removed and put in storage for two weeks.

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Glossary edit see section history

• Pornsludge: Bad pornography.

First Edition edit see section history

Classification edit see section history

• Library of Congress: PS3552.A4325H68
• Dewey: 813.54

Notes for Parents edit see section history

Sexual content

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• Books › Literature & Fiction › Literary
• Books › Literature & Fiction › Comic
• Books › Literature & Fiction › Erotica › Adult Fiction