Shandee: Finder of Dave's arm at a granite quarry; now looking for the rest of Dave.
Dave's arm: A friendly animated half-Italian, half-Welch arm
Dave: Trades his left arm for a larger penis and later"loses his head."
Ned: Entered the House of Holes by being sucked down the seventh green golf hole
Luna: Meets a man made up of light bulbs in a tanning salon and later makes love with a pearwood tree.
Lila: Former hospital administrator and current director of House of Holes.
Pendle: A man who was sucked down a black circle found in an job announcement recruiting for an interviewer of individual's sexual experiences.
Zilka: Employee of House of Holes' Intake and Interview section.
Cardell: An employee of a small city's planning office looking for a nice, smart, sexy woman who assists a young woman in mustard-colored stockings to lay a silver egg. He enters the House of Holes through the rear of a commercial dryer and gel pen.
Koizumi: Japanese sculpture of women in wood. Each one has a hole drilled in their bottom which can serve as a doorway into the House of Holes.
Marcela: Art critic who enjoys Magic Kentucky Lime squeezed on her bottom.
Rhumpa: A woman enters the Hose of Holes through a pepper grinder who dances solo in a porn video.
Wade: A man who seeks help from the House of Holes on how to be friendly to a woman however must work as a sludge truck driver to pay his fees. Sludge trucks transports pornsludge.
Crackers: House of Holes employee who entices men with her marvelous smile and lap dances.
Jessica: A woman who walks around wearing few clothes who has her tattoos removed at the House of Holes in order to work as a photographer's model.
Hax: House of Holes employee who resembles the singer Bobby McFerrin who can remove tattoos by taking them onto his body.
Henriette: A woman who seeks the House of Holes assistance in regaining the sensitivity she has loss because of an overuse of a vibrator.
1. Shandee Finds Dave's Arm 2. Ned Gets Sniffed 3. Luna Goes to a Concert 4. Pendle Interviews for a Job 5. Shanee Learns How to Wash a Penis 6. Cardell Has a Sherry Cobbler 7. Marcela Admires Koizumi's Sculpture 8. Shandee Wears the Sponge Gloves 9. Rhumpa Unbuttons Her Shirt 10. Cardell Goes to the Laundromat 11. The Story of Prince Bohuslav's Beard 12. Rhumpa Makes Her Come Video 13. Wade Learns about the Cloth of Ka-Chiang 14. Cardell Buys a Gel Pen 15. Jessica Has Some Tattoos Removed 16. Wade Presses the Sex Now Button and Koizumi Visits 17. Henriette Surfs the Lake 18. Dennis Explores Mindy's Purse 19. Polly Visits the Hall of the Penises 20. Pendle Buys a Bathing Suit 21. Henriette Chooses the Cheekpump 22. Dave Trespasses 23. Dave Visits the Midway 24. Chilli Goes to the Porndecahedron with Dave 25.Ned Undergoes a Voluntary Head Detachment 26. Reese Visits a Headless Bedroom 27. Cardell Meets Betsy on the Beach 28. Luna Fucks a Penis Tree 29. Henriette Goes for A Walk 30. Dune Tells Mindy How He Lost His Penis 31. Rhumpa Visits the Pornmonster 32. The Pearloiner Says She's Sorry 33. Shandee Goes to the Festival 34. Dave Gets His Old Cock Back 35. Lila Says It's Almost Time to Go 36. The Silver Egg Hatches
We’re hiding the errata, series & lists, contributors, movie connections, books with additional background information, books that influenced this book, books influenced by this book, books that cite this book and books cited by this book sections.
If you would like to add content to them, you must first make them visible.