A Very Potter Sequel (2010) (edit title/settings)

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• Lucius Malfoy: Lucius likes to dance. He is very disappointed because his son, Draco, can't dance. Lucius is a Death Eater who comes up with the idea of going back in time to kill Harry Potter so Harry doesn't kill Voldemort. Played by Tyler Brunsman
• Yaxley: A Death Eater who goes with Lucius back in time. Played by Corey Dorris
• Harry Potter: Harry had no idea he was a wizard until he turned 11, so he was just in a cupboard under some stairs for the first few years of his life. His parents died in a "car crash" (they were really killed by Voldemort), so he has to live with his mean aunt and uncle. He loves red vines, Quidditch, and his best friend his Ron Weasley. Played by Darren Criss
• Ron Weasley: Ron LOVES red vines. The only thing he may love more than red vines is his best friend, Harry freaking Potter. Played by Joey Richter
• Hermione Granger: Hermione is a mudblood who can't draw. She is frumpy, but has perfect grades in all of her classes. Nobody really seems to like her though. Played by Bonnie Gruesen
• Draco Malfoy: Draco wants to be cool. He wants to be the most popular boy in school. He wants even Harry Potter to like him. He relies on Crabbe and Goyle to fight his battles. Played by Lauren Lopez
• Dolores Umbridge: Dolores is power hungry and needy. She will ask you if you got her text if you do not IMMEDIATELY text her back. Dolores is in love with Dumbledore and is also a little crazy. When she was a little human, she was fat and made fun of by the popular girls, so therefore hates all popular girls, including Cho Chang. To not be fat anymore, she put herself on a diet of falcon eggs, protein shakes, and rocks. Played by Joe Walker
• Severus Snape: Snape teaches potions at Hogwarts. Nobody really likes him and almost everybody thinks he's evil. He was in love with Lily Evans but hated James Potter, so he hates Harry for being the son of James, but adores him for being the only remembrance he has of Lily. Played by Joe Moses
• Remus Lupin: Remus used to be homeless and is usually drunk. He was friends with Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, and James Potter. He never really had a best friend and that makes him sad. Played by Brian Holden
• Albus Dumbledore: Dumbledore is gay. Literally. As a student at Hogwarts, the Sorting Hat placed him as a Gryffindor, and the Scarf of Sexual Preference named him "Gay as the Fourth of July." Played by Dylan Saunders
• Gregory Goyle: He is Draco's bodyguard. Played by Jim Povolo
• Firenze: He is a centaur in the Forbidden Forest who helps Harry, Ron and Hermione. Played by Jim Povolo
• Rita Skeeter: She is a reporter for the Daily Prophet. Played by Jamie Lyn Beatty
• Sirius Black: Sirius has been locked up in Azkaban for 12 years on the trumped up charge that he killed Peter Pettigrew and was falsely believed to have told Voldemort where James and Lily Potter were hiding, leading to their deaths. He's now out of Azkaban. Played by Nicholas Joseph Strauss-Matathia
• Cho Chang: The resident popular girl. Played by Devin Lytle
• Lily Evans: The mother of Harry Potter, wife of James Potter, and lost love of Severus Snape, Lily was killed by Voldemort when Harry was a baby. Played by Arielle Goldman
• Luna Lovegood: A student a Hogwarts who's crazy and mysteriously disappeared during her second year at Hogwarts. Played by Arielle Goldman
• Hedwig: The mail owl. Played by Arielle Goldman
• Fred Weasley: Ron's brother. Played by Arielle Goldman
• Seamus Finnigan: A first year at Hogwarts who's starstruck when he meets Harry Potter. Played by Brian Rosenthal
• James Potter: Father to Harry Potter, husband to Lily Potter (nee Evans), and best friend to Sirius Black, James was killed when Harry was a baby by Voldemort. Played by Brian Rosenthal
• Past Ron: Ron in the past. Played by Brian Rosenthal
• Dean Thomas: A first year Gryffindor who gives a mean backrub. Played by Britney Coleman
• Molly Weasley: As a mother of seven, Molly takes no bull. Played by Lily Marks
• Neville Longbottom: A loser. Played by Richard Campbell
• Past Hermione: Hermione in the past. Played by Richard Campbell
• Lavendar Brown: One of Cho Chang's friends. Played by Sango Tajima
• George Weasley: Ron's brother. Played by Sango Tajima
• Past Harry: Harry in the past. Played by Sango Tajima
• Victor Crabbe: One of Draco's bodyguards. Played by Julia Albain
• Percy Weasley: Ron's brother. Played by Julia Albain
• Candy Lady: The lady who sells food on the Hogwarts Express. Played by Julia Albain
• Arthur Weasley: A dumb, muggle loving wizard who is the father to George, Ron, Percy, and Fred and the husband of Molly. Played by Nick Lang
• Sorty: The Sorting Hat who is dating Scarfy. Played by Nick Lang
• Scarfy: The Scarf of Sexual Preference who is dating Sorty. Played by Nick Lang
• Peter Pettigrew: The wizard who was allegedly killed by Sirius Black is back and masquerading as Ron's rat. Played by Nick Lang
• Mama Umbridge: Dolores's mother who visits her in an illusion of craziness. Played by Nick Lang
• Voldemort: The Dark Lord who was defeated by Harry Potter in the previous musical, "A Very Potter Musical."

Quotes edit see section history

• “We backed the wrong side. AGAIN!”

  Yaxley

• “Damn those wizard cops!”

  Lucius Malfoy

• “Nice try. You got an F on your shirt dumbass.”

  Molly Weasley

• “I think I got it!”

  Arthur Weasley

• “He doesn't know what a moogle is.”

  Arthur Weasley

• “FREEDOM!”

  Ron Weasley, after detaching Ginny from his hand.

• “Favorite Amy Mann song on 3. 1. 2. 3. Red Vines. Favorite type of vines other than green. Red Vines. Favorite way to say red wines in a German accent. Red Vines. Oh my God!”

  Ron Weasley, Harry Potter

• “Where have you been all my life? In a cupboard, under some stairs.”

  Ron Weasley, Harry Potter

• “That was a big brick wall.”

  Ron Weasley

• “I use it to cover this gross scar I got when I was a baby. I was in the car with my parents when we crashed into a crocodile. My parents got eaten, but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar.”

  Harry Potter

• “We don't prefer Gandolf, Merlin, or Oz. You're a whole lot hotter.”

  Cast

• “Like Betty Crocker, I wanna eat you up!”

  Rita Skeeter

• “I'm not homeless....anymore.”

  Remus Lupin

• “In fact, I think my parents found him the same night your parents died. Weird”

  Ron Weasley

• “OH MY GOD NIGHT TROLL!!!!!!”

  Ron Weasley, on seeing Hermione Granger for the first time

• “Did you know over 600 house elves die in toilet related incidents every year?”

  Hermione Granger

• “Wait, was I drinking piss?”

  Remus Lupin

• “What the devil is going on here?”

  Severus Snape

• “That's Snape. He's evil.”

  Ron Weasley

• “You always have been and you always will be a butt trumpet! Do you know why? Because you have a trumpeting butt!”

  Remus Lupin

• “Are you smarter than" - checks author of book - "MERLIN!”

  Dolores Umbridge

• “Your a f***ing elf!”

  Lucius Malfoy, speaking to Draco

• “With Potter gone our future will be set! WHOS WITH ME!" - one death eater raises his hand - "Uh, still not understanding"”

  Lucius Malfoy then a Death Eater.

• “I like to think of all of you as my daughters! And that makes me....your Mamma!”

  Dolores Umbridge

• “You wanna die shclongbottom!”

  Dolores Umbridge

• “WHO DISRESPECTING UMBRIDGE!”

  Dolores Umbridge

• “Did you get my text" pauses for response "Well, you didn't text me back”

  Dolores Umbridge

• “OH MY GOD UMBRIDGE STOP TEXTING ME!”

  Lucuis Malfoy

• “.....hugs and butterfly kisses, your Draco. PS tell mama to bugger off.”

  Draco (the end of his letter)

Setting & Locations edit see section history

• Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
• Mars: The planet that is home to Pigfarts.
• Pigfarts: Another wizarding school on Mars whose headmaster is Rumbleroar.

First Sentence edit see section history

Table of Contents edit see section history

Glossary edit see section history

• Hogwarts: A school in England where young wizards and witches can learn to control their magic.
• Mudblood: A witch or wizard with muggle parents
• Muggle: A nonmagic person
• Red Vines: A candy similar to Twizzlers or rasberry twists (Aus)
• Wizard Cops: Effectively, the same thing as regular cops, only for wizards.
• Death Eaters: Followers of Voldemort

Series & Lists edit see section history

Preceded by A Very Potter Musical.

Authors & Contributors edit see section history

1. Matt Lang (Author)
2. Nick Lang (Author)
3. Brian Holden (Author)

Other Contributors:

1. Darren Criss - Music and Lyrics
2. Bonnie Gruesen - Producer
3. Matt Lang - Director
4. Bruce Kiesling - Musical Direction
5. James Tolbert - Coreographer
6. Britney Coleman - Dance Captin
7. Corey Lubowich - Scenic and Costume Design
8. Lana McKinnon - Wig and Makeup Design
9. Amy Plouff - Scenic Change
10. Meryl Waldo - Stitcher
11. Corey Davis - Stitcher
12. Nick Lang - Puppet Design
13. Yonit Olshan - Puppet Design
14. June Saito - Puppet Design
15. Sarah Petty - Lighting Design
16. Rachael Albert - Asst. Lighting Design
17. Amalea Chininis - Stage Manager
18. Carolyn Reich - 1st Asst. Stage Manager
19. Proma Khosla - Asst. Stage Manager
20. Hayley Hanway - Asst. Stage Manager
21. Ronnie Vail - Asst. Stage Manager
22. Anna Troiano - Asst. Stage Manager
23. Bruce Keisling - Piano
24. Clark Baxtresser - Keyboard
25. Chris Lorentz - Bass Guitar
26. Corey Richardson - Lead Guitar
27. Jack Stratton - Drums
28. Joe Walker
29. Lauren Lopez
30. Joey Richter

First Edition edit see section history

Notes for Parents edit see section history

This is simply a parody of Harry Potter.

Subjects edit see section history

• Books › Children's Books › Ages 9-12 › Series
• Books › Children's Books › Popular Characters › Book Characters
• Books › Children's Books › Series › Fantasy & Adventure › Harry Potter Books
• Books › Science Fiction & Fantasy › Fantasy › Magic & Wizards
• Books › Teens › Series
• Books › Teens › Science Fiction & Fantasy › Fantasy

Links to Supplemental Material edit see section history

• YouTube