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Assholes Finish First
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Assholes Finish First is Tucker Max's deliciously dirty collection of twenty-five true tales of sex, girls, and wildly entertaining depravity.

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I went to law school at Duke, and as you may know, basketball is huge there.

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Part 1: Tucker's Sex Stories
Tucker Goes to Campout, Owns Duke Nerds
The Sex Stories, Part 2
a. Whoredentification
b. Reduce, Recycle, Reuse
c. The Shittiest Hookup Ever
d. Tucker and His First MILF
e. Not Another Teen Hookup
f. Burn, Baby, Burn!
g. I'm a Zit, Get it?
h. Head Doctor
i. Earth City
The Capital City Clown Crawl
The DC Halloween Party and the Worst Girl I Ever Fucked
The Tucker Max Experience
The Tucker Max Sexual To-Do List
a. The Amputee Story
b. The Aborted Twins
c. The Midget Story
Everybody Fails
a. Everything Goes Wrong
b. The Oversell
c. Hello, Nurse
d. My 21st Birthday
The Tuckerfest Story

Part 2: The Post-Fame Stories
Introduction
The Tattoo Series
a. Aren't You Lucky
b. Lucky + You
c. Time Flies When You're Fucking Tatted-up Whores
d. Next-Level Shit
I Want to Cum Get A Load!
a. Pooplips
b. I'm Not That Type of Girl
c. Nils and that Pepperdine D-Girl
The Things I Put Up With for Pussy
a. Too Old for This Shit
b. Why You Don't Fuck USC Girls
c. Whoring for Charity
Baby Mama Drama
The Virginity Paradox
a. Don't Fuck with Jack LaLanne
b. Strict Liability
The Tucker Max Sex-Rey
Hot, San, Single
a. The Fresno Vet
b. Wilfred Brimley's Daughter
c. LA Girls Have their Own Category
Tucker Max: Baby Killer
The Midgets Strike Back
I Fucked Tucker Max
a. The Penn State Lemondrop Girl
b. Texts from Tucker Max's Night
c. The Handprint Story
d. Objectification
Good Game, Great Game, and No Game
Prelude to Hilarity Ensues
Bonus Section: Other Perspectives from The People Who Where There

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  1. Tucker Max (Author)

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Page Count: 416

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  • Library of Congress: CT27.M464713A3 2010
  • Dewey: 616.8583300922

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Reading Level: Young Adults

Kids younger than the high school age should not read this book because it is very detailed about his sexual/drunken encounters, and I don't think you want your kid to know about all that stuff when they are too young :)

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