A Very Potter Musical (2009) (edit title/settings)

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• Harry Potter: The chosen one, defeated You-Know-Who as a baby, sometimes acts like Garfield on a Monday, in the Gryffindor house. Favorite student of Albus Dumbledore, least favorite student of Severus Snape.
• Ron Weasley: Harry Potter's best friend, always is eating something (mostly Redvines) Dislikes including his little sister Ginny.
• Hermione Granger: also a friend of Harry Potter, aka hermin1, brainiac.
• Umbridge: 'Security Officer' evil, often mean, but has feelings too. Umbridge is alone and has no friends.
• Albus Dumbledore: The Headmaster of Hogwarts. His favourite student is Harry Potter. Dumbledore isn't afraid of telling it like it is, insulting students without even realising it.
• Draco Malfoy: A Slytherin boy, Harry Potter's school 'nemesis'. Desperately wants to befriend Harry. Draco is a wimp, hiding behind chairs (among other things) while his friends Crabbe and Goyle do all the work. Draco has Daddy issues and a crush on Hermione Granger.
• Severus Snape: Is he good; is he evil? He looks like evil throughout A Very Potter Musical! (At one point he hands Dumbledore a bomb disguised as a sandwich) Nobody knows. Snape hates Harry Potter and is the potions professor at Hogwarts.
• Cedric Diggory: An overly optimistic Hufflepuff that is always smiling. He is dating Cho Chang.
• Cho Chang: The 'supermegafoxyawesomehot' girl from ravenclaw, very tall (probably due to her stilettos), has reddish-brown hair and a southern accent.
• Lavender Brown: A girl of asian decent, part of Cho Chang's group.
• Goyle: An extremely tall Neanderthal. Speaks very little, but when he does, it's loud. A 'bodyguard' of Draco Malfoy's.
• Pansy Parkinson: Draco's date to the Yule Ball.
• Lord Voldermort: The most evil guy - ever. Best Friends with Quirrell.
• Quirrell: Add a description of this character.

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• “every time that I see her I get these pains in my chest and I just know that it's her fault that bitch!”

  Ron

• “good luck with whatever you were talking about, I hope that you and Voldemort live happily ever after, me I will never be happy again, so I'm just going to curl up in my sock drawer and sleep for days.”

  Ron

• “-WHAAAAT, Potter? HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO KILL YOU BOY?-Clearly more than once, but it's all over now Voldemort, because you can't kill me this time. nobody help me, I have to do this by myself.-He doesn't mean that, it's not how he operates, is it boy? who you gonna use as a human sheild this time Potter?*Ron steps forward* - Ron no! nobody, because this time, it's just you and me because all the horcruxes are gone I destroyed them all- W-whateven my zefron poster?-Espesially the zefron poster!-Ah curse you, Potter, YOU'LL DIE FOR THAT!-No, I wont, because you can't kill me this time, you can't kill any of these people-What the f*** are you on about?-You never learn from your mistakes do you Voldemort? I was prepared to die to save these people-But you didn't!-Yes but I ment to, and that's what did it, I've done what my mother did for me, for these people, I've given them a magical sanctuary, so you can't hurt me, or any of these people ever again!- SO WHAT???”

  Voldemort, Harry, hermione

• “(quote #3 continued)- who cares about theese children? it's you I want dead potter! what's to stop you from dying, when I strike?-Just one thing, think of all the people you've hurt, all of the lives you've destroyed, all of the people you've killed! how about trying a slice of remorse pie!- What?-There has got to be one person, one thing in your life, you miss, that you regret!- Well maybe there is one thing, NO! THERE ISN'T THE JOKE'S ON YOU POTTER I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYBODY!- I know, and that's what make's you such a peice of shit, cuz here at Hogwarts we all stick together we love one another, we're friends! my love will protect these guys and their love is all that I need to protect me, from you!\- Let's put that theory to the test, ADVADA KEDEVERA!- EXPELLIARMUS!Cho: Well chocolate frogs! Harry Potter did it yall!*cheering**Harry and Ginny making out*Ron: "WHOA WHOA WHOA, listen, I just wanted to tell you guys, that I'm totally cool with it!”

  harry, voldemort, Cho, ron

• “What the hell is a Hufflepuff?”

  Albus Dumbledore

• “Hufflepuff's are particularly good finders!”

  Cedric Diggory

• “My name is Albus Dumbledore and I am Headmaster of Hogwarts, you can all call me Dumbledore. S'pose you could also call me Albus if you want a detention. Nah! I'm just kidding, I'll expel ya if you call me Albus”

  Albus Dumbledore

• “HAHA! Take that Potter! Who's the champion now?”

  Draco Malfoy

• “Malfoy you little sh*t”

  Albus Dumbledore

• “FIND”

  Cedric Diggory

• “So many regrets!”

  Cedric Diggory

• “You're just this spare guy!”

  Harry Potter (Talking to Cedric)

• “Kill the spare!”

  Lord Voldermort

• “My sense of direction got a bit busted after 'someone' punched me in the face!”

  Harry Potter

• “Oh my, bless your heart”

  Cho Chang

• “B*tch I ain't Cho Chang”

  Lavender Brown

• “Am I bleeding?”

  Draco Malfoy

• “Goyle Rules!”

  Gregory Goyle

• “You kids ready to fight DRAAAAAGONS! No of course your not, your just kids what the hell am I thinking!”

  Albus Dumbledore

First Sentence edit see section history

Series & Lists edit see section history

Followed by A Very Potter Sequel.

Authors & Contributors edit see section history

1. Darren Criss (Author)

Other Contributors:

1. Brian Holden
2. dylan saunders
3. Joey Richter
4. Joe Walker
5. Lauren Lopez
6. Nick Lang
7. Matt Lang
8. Joe Moses
9. Nick Lang (Author)
10. Matt Lang (Author)

First Edition edit see section history