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My Boyfriend Wrote a Book About Me
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My Boyfriend Wrote a Book About Me (2011) (edit title/settings)

And Other Stories I Shouldn't Share with Acquaintances, Coworkers, Taxi drivers, Assistants, Job Interviewers, ... and Ex/Current/Future Boyfriends but Have

by Hilary Winston (Author) (edit contributors)

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TV writer Hilary Winston offers up a witty collection of autobiographical tales about her misadventures in dating. Just when Hilary feels like her life is finally in order, she gets a sucker-punch to the gut: Her ex has written a novel based on their relationship in which he refers to her... read more

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It's a weekday in sunny Los Angeles and I want to rip his dick off.

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Part 1: My Boyfriend Wrote a Book About Me
-I Am the Fat-assed Girlfriend

Part 2: The Foundation Is Cracked
-It All Started With a Garbage Pail Kid
-Truly Tasteless Jokes, or How I Learned About Sex
-I Know You're in There, Whore!
-Hey, Baby, Let Me See Your Tattoo!
-The Case of the Really Tight H.J.
-He Didn't Even Look At Me Twice
-Austen Powers, Jr.
-My Gay Ex-boyfriends
-Shy Pooper

Part 3: Bathing in Tandem AKA My First Adult Relationship
-My First Adult Relationship
-The Coital Laugh
-Have You Been Fighting In Front of the Cat?
-A Questionable Poo: The End of Romance
-Witches Boarding school: My Sexual Fantasy
-The Saddest Bath
-My Landing Strip Is Stuck to You

Part 4: No More Baths (Well, Maybe a few More)
-A Real, Genuine, 100-percent Bona Fide Christmas Miracle
-Delta Employee Versus a Heartbroken emotional Eater
-Coworker Phone Sex
-What Do You Think of My Boobies?
-The Pre-famous Dude
-Lolly's Acne
-The Accidental Hand Job
-How Lean Cuisine Spa Meal Ruined the Perfect Hook-up
-The "I-Can't-Believe-I-Live-On-the-Beach" Guy
-The Texas Titty Twister
-Whore Bath
-Birthday Bath With a Stranger
-What's Up with All the Baths?

Part 5: Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Things, and One Crazy-ass Mailman
-Mom's Cancer, My Dying, Cat, and Other Good first Date Topics
-Gary, My Crazy-ass Horny Mailman
-You Don't Believe in Love
-Single People Are Not Welcome at Build-A-Bear
-Past Life Regression Therapy
-eRejection: My Foray Into Online Dating

Part 6: Where Do Broken Vaginas Go? Do They Find Their Way Home?
-My Broken Vagina
-An Un-spiritual Awakening on Parking Level 4
-The Last Supper, Olive Garden Style

Epilogue
Acknowledgments

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  1. Hilary Winston (Author)

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Original Language: English
Publisher: Sterling
Country: US
Publication Date: 2011
ISBN: 9781402779794
Page Count: 240

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