Winnie Perry is turning ten and ten is BIG: it means double digits, more responsibility, and being an almost-middle-schooler. Ten means that Winnie can handle anything, even a three-year-old baby brother and a practically teenage (and acting like it) older sister. And with her best friend,... read more
Winnie Perry is turning ten and ten is BIG: it means double digits, more responsibility, and being an almost-middle-schooler. Ten means that Winnie can handle anything, even a three-year-old baby brother and a practically teenage (and acting like it) older sister. And with her best friend,... read more (warning: may contain spoilers)
“"Sorry, Chantelle, I don't really think you're a poo-poo-head."”Winnie
“Growing up is all it’s cracked up to be,” I wrote. “And being weird is much more fun than not being weird, and so is being unique, and if anything hard ever does come along, then who cares? I’ll handle it, just like Mom said. I can handle anything, and the reason why is because I am me and I am ten and I am awesome. And maybe that sounds braggy, but I don’t mean it that way. I’m simply telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.”Highlighted by 18 Kindle customers
using a sweet Mommy-oh-Mommy-please voice really did work better than barking, “Hey! Lady! What’s it take to get a Coke in this place?!”Highlighted by 7 Kindle customers
Somewhere, unicorns frolicked. Maybe they were invisible, fine. But they frolicked anyway.Highlighted by 6 Kindle customers
“Knock, knock,” I said. “Who’s there?” “Interrupting cow.” “Interrupting cow—” I interrupted him, of course. “MOOOOO!”Highlighted by 6 Kindle customers
Nope, I’d climb a tree and yell for Connor to follow me. We’d pelt the bear with pinecones, and if that didn’t work, we’d both be interrupting cows and moo as loudly as we could, until the bear fainted dead away out of pure confusion.Highlighted by 5 Kindle customers
Thanksgiving was one of my favorite holidays in the world, right up there with Christmas, Halloween, Valentine’s Day, and National “I Hate Olives” Day.Highlighted by 4 Kindle customers
living child, and now he’s dead, and her mouse husband is dead, too, and now she’s a poor childless widow?” I said.Highlighted by 4 Kindle customers
I will no longer not not flush the toilet. In fact, I WILL FLUSH THE TOILET EVERY TIME I USE IT. That is an order, young lady. Got it?Highlighted by 3 Kindle customers
“Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you—”Highlighted by 3 Kindle customers
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