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Text Me If You're Breathing: Observations, Frustrations and Life Lessons From a Low-Tech Dad (2010) (edit title/settings)

by Greg Schwem (Author) (edit contributors)

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What does a Dad do when his eight year old asks Santa for a Wii Fit and a 4G iPhone? The answer is simple: laugh! In Text Me If You're Breathing, stand-up comedian and technically challenged dad Greg Schwem accounts his mishaps and struggles with parenting in today's digital world Whether... read more

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My thirteen-year-old came charging into the house as the school bus pulled away.

Table of Contents edit see section history

1. What would Dr. Huxtable Do?
2. The Joy of Sex...With 20 Specialists
3. It's a Digital World and I Just Live In It
4. $afety in Number$
5. Hey, I'm Tiger Woods! Wiiiiii!
6. Santa Doesn't Bring Cell Phones...Unless They're 50 percent off!
7. What's on YOUR Mind?
8. Twitter Me This Coach
9. Adventures of an Overseas Traveler
10. Take This Job and Love It
11. There's an App for that on Pandora

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  1. Greg Schwem (Author)

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Original Language: English
Publisher: Comedy With a Byte, Inc.
Country: United States of America
Publication Date: July 9, 2010
ISBN: 061537624X
Page Count: 224

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  • Library of Congress: PS3619 .C59 2010
  • Dewey: 817
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  1. comedian
  2. comedy
  3. facebook
  4. text
  5. twitter
  6. wii 

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