The Zombie Apocalypse has been good to Sarah and David. Their marriage is better than ever. They communicate well, share responsibilities, and now, they're starting a business. ZombieBusters-for all your zombie extermination needs. There are lots of zombies and that means lots of... read more
“Jujitsu, Sarah, not karate. Karate is like Trix. It's for kids.”David
“I know exactly who the enemy is," Dave growled behind me. "Mr. Comic Book Villain here. All you need is a thought bubble, asshole.”David (referring to Dr. Kevin Barnes)
<Chapter 1> Do what you love and zombies will follow.
<Chapter 2> The question: What color is my parachute? The answer: Blood red, brains gray, sludge black.
<Chapter 3> Who moved my cheese? And my shotgun?
<Chapter 4> Be proactive... and ready to run if proactive backfires.
<Chapter 5> Don't fear change. Just fear everything and everyone else.
<Chapter 6> Expand. Why stick to just killing zombies? Or killing them just one way.
<Chapter 7> Profits are everything. But to get them you have to catch a zombie.
<Chapter 8> Don't forget the little people. Even you want to.
<Chapter 9> Strive for more. More zombies, more fighting, more profit...
<Chapter 10> Strive for the four-hour work week. The rest of the time, run like hell.
<Chapter 11> Think win-win. You probably won't get it, but think it.
<Chapter 12> Protect your brand... and your ass.
<Chapter 13> Partnerships don't last forever. The zombie apocalypse just might.
<Chapter 14> The seven habits of highly effective zombies. Hint: Most of them involve eating your brains.
<Chapter 15> Dress for success. Also arm yourself for it.
<Chapter 16> Building relationships is building business. Also you sometimes need other people in order to kill all the motherfucking zombies.
<Chapter 17> Rich dad, poor zombie.
<Chapter 18> Profits aren't everything. If you can get out with only your ass intact, that's pretty good, too.
<Chapter 19> Do fight unwinnable battles. Sometimes they're worth it.
<Chapter 20> Fake it 'til you make it. Just make it.
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
EXTRAS
Preceded by Married with Zombies, and followed by Eat, Slay, Love.
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