Zounds! Spaceman Spiff, Stupendous Man, the ferocious tiger Hobbes, and the rest of Calvin's riotous imagination are all included in The Days Are Just Packed. Calvin, the irrepressible pint-sized tyrant, is always bursting with energy. And the new volume's oversized 12-by-9 inch format... read more
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“(Calvin is daydreaming) CALVIN, pay attention. We're doing GEOGRAPHY! Now, what state do you live in?”Mrs. Wormwood
“Denial”Calvin
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“Dad, where do babies come from? Is it true a stork leaves them swaddled in a bundle on the front step?”Calvin
“In most cases, yes, but YOU were uncerimoniusly dropped down the chimney by a big, hariy pterodactyl.”Calvin's Father
“COOL!”Calvin
“Explains alot, doesn't it?”Calvin's Father
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“Hey mom, can I get some plastic surgery? All the celebrities do it!”Calvin
“Honey, celebrities need the fat sucked out of their brains, not their bottoms. What on Earth do you want changed? You're fine the way you are!”Calvin's Mother
“I want another eye put in my forehead.”Calvin
Preceded by Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons, and followed by Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat.
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