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If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a... read more

Characters/People edit see section history

  • old man: one of two recurring characters in the book.
  • dinosaur: his gag is one of the literal ones
  • a lonely tree: the second recurring character, he seeks a friend
  • pirate: has one page comment
  • The sheep: has a single page gag entry
  • end table: denies knowing the tree
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  • “All my friends are Kentucky Fried”
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  • “My job makes me feel so alive”
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First Sentence edit see section history

All my friends are dead.

Authors & Contributors edit see section history

  1. Avery Monsen (Author)
  2. Jory John (Author)

First Edition edit see section history

Original Language: English
Publisher: Chronicle Books, LLC
Country: United States
Publication Date: 2010
ISBN: 978-0-8118-7455-7
Page Count: 96

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Notes for Parents edit see section history

Reading Level: Young Adults

Nine to twelve-year-olds will understand the words, younger children will understand most of the words, but the humor is above that level. The humor is not vulgar or inappropriate for younger readers, it just requires a longer perspective on life than most twelve and younger would have.

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